The Worst of the Best Podcast

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how you feeling this morning good I overslept I uh I woke up at like 8:58
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and I was just like oh Godly I think I I've done that before normally that's like the worst because like I know you
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so it's different but it's like if it's a podcast that I don't know them and I have to like get out of bed and
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immediately start like I think about that because I used to love like morning radio when I was younger the 6:00 a.m.
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to 10: a.m. slot was like my dream gig right but then I then I learned like that like everybody hates doing that the
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DJs themselves the guests because they have to go on at like 6:00 in the morning yeah well yeah the guests do the
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guest do every you have to go on there at 6:00 in the morning so they don't want to be there yeah no kidding totally fine it's funny I actually overslept too
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by my standards I got up at 7:20 which for me is like sleeping in the biggest
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problem that I have is that I will get up at 6 because all the animals require
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attention and then I'll fall back asleep and that's what happened today oh no worries all right well how you holding
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up in this Co environment week whatever we're in now oh goodness I did I tell you about the tornado did I reach out to
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you on that how close did it get to you half a mile wow so that was on Wednesday a Tor we're in a town of about 1500
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people and it tore through the dead center of the town so like my sister lives on the North side and I live on
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the south side and it went in between us it destroyed like 50 houses and it killed I think I think three people have
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been dead and they're still they were fighting people and that happened in the in the middle of the pandemic so it was
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just like in a weird way it's like everything is now in the middle of the pandemic you know also true yeah like
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the biggest problem that we're having down here is officially the people who care about the pandemic are the minority
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now you're only saying it because you hate Trump you only say it because you're a Democrat you only say it
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because you want the economy to tank it all goes back to Trump everything goes back to Trump right you either want
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Trump to fail or you want him to look bad you know and I'm just like he does that on his own so like my state is
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opening next week everything virtually everything is going to go back to normal except like it's not because they're
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trying like this the governor is like trying to force the Mayors to force the cities open right and that's interesting
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because normally people down here in the South I don't know how big of an issue that is in Canada scream about the separation of the local from the state
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from the federal Authority right and that's always been a lie always been an excuse to be racist like it is it it
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always has because local governments could just be super racist and get away
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with it and the federal government couldn't so during the Civil Rights that's everything became about local rights and states rights but anyway they
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don't care about any of that it doesn't matter so I'm actually really nervous we weren't even slotted to have our
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epidemic until May that's what I don't understand I'm like when we started this process
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everybody we knew wasn't coming till May and we're already stopping well at the time of this release of this episode I I
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hope wasn't going to I I'm assuming this wasn't going to be the episode I'm sorry I thought preow banter man sometimes
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pre-show banter is the best stuff okay yeah that's whole things is a disaster it's it's a mess at the time of the
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release of this episode I wonder if I will be back at work cuz they're actually talking I've heard a rumor hasn't the orders haven't come in yet
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soon yes what are they talking about opening school though the basic training school no no no just school school
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here in Quebec my wife updates me all the stuff she follows the civilian side of things I follow the military side of
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things apparently they're looking at voluntarily attendance only if you so
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desire to send your kid to school oh school I thought it meant boot camp I'm sorry I'm sorry for the civilian side so
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schools are supposed to be opening very soon like as of May as well for for the
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rest of the school year but apparently it's voluntarily only so those who don't go will not be penalized canceled it for
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the rest of the year here I used to be a teacher so I kind of understood this they were originally not going back till
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the 1st of May so like a week from now right but school gets out at the end of May yeah and so I'm like if you want to
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go gather up an entire Middle School of kids that just had an like an unexpected
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10we summer vacation drag them back to school for four weeks knowing that in
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four weeks they just go back to Summer and knowing that it's a past fail year and they don't have that the grades don't even matter for this year save the
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ass a you know cuz yeah I think what's happening is they're trying to balance you know people that kind of relied on
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school care SL whatever yeah yeah and then for the military side of things
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it'll be interesting once again once this episode is released if I'll actually be back at the uh school and
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their intention for military training is to operate in a CO environment so basically long story short they're not
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going to wait for their they're not going to wait for vaccination they're not going to wait for the public to be open because it works under the federal
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rules they're just going to they're basically going to say hey we still need people to be trained we still need them
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we still need we can't shut down the military so we're going to we're going to work in a CO environment so what
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that's going to look like for basic training will be very interesting feel sorry for those recruits that have to go to boot camp during Co well that might
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be the new environment for another year year and a half that's why they have to say well I don't even mean for the co I just mean for the other the veterans
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when they join their unit I went to a baseball game when was in boot camp the last week they have a deal with the San
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Diego Padres where they have this day where it's like a free day and if it lines up with a baseball game we get to
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go oh ni and I heard about that for four years all right because only like a
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dozen classes a year get to do that and I mean that's like unironically held against you not in a haha like a screw
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you you're soft I'm imagining that that's what it's going to be like for those recruits that's just you were a
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covid anytime they screw up for the next four years it'll be like well if we didn't have Co you went to real boot
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camp you wouldn't be a [ __ ] oh I see what you're saying yeah yeah they got the co training they got the co training
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yeah you got that covid training so anytime you do something good we'll use that as an excuse against you anytime you do something bad we'll use that as
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an excuse against you yeah did you go the basic during the co training system or pre EXA exactly exactly the guy
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dropped something well that must be a CO Dropout or something but actually and I think I've asked you about this before
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I'm just curious they funnel all the kids through the same boot camp and then they Branch out to their own
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correct so so you could be instructing Airmen Sailors soldiers exactly that is
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a much more efficient method yeah so it's basic training is really what why it's called basic training and then for
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example infantry guys you know the the guys are shooting the guns and digging the trenches the Infantry front Soldier guys they will go to What's called
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battle school and then people like me that who are Sailors so it's kind of like there's basic training for every
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element every every trade officer non-officer everyone has to go through basic training and then they go to their
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element training so whether you're Air Force Navy Army then you'll have what's called battle school or Fleet school for
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Navy I'm not sure what it's called for uh Air Force and then after those basic kind of trainings for you know sailor
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first Soldier first crewman first then you do your trade school yeah okay yeah
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so I I started at the very beginning I'm teaching them drill basically just you know beating the civilian out of the B
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the yeah you're you're the Train the civilian to form transition so like is there a lot of inter Branch rivalries
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and I don't mean in the sense of you play a soccer game and it's a rivalry but like is there like issues between
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like the Army and the Navy well more so at my level than the students uh and
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yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean I mean like once you're like once you're in the game like once you're like once you're on
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Career Mode I'm only asking because like in our in the American Military there's a and you've and you've worked with them
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there's a lot of Branch hostility that can manifest as really dumb things it is and I and I I
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hope some of my Army friends are listening because here's the thing I don't care they can have it and even within the Navy there's I'm on the I'm
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on the west coast that's my uh home unit and then there's the East Coast Navy so there's the two fleets right East Coast
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West Coast and the East Coast guys always say you know we have longer sails we have rougher Waters it's always
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shadier the other unit it always has the worst leader the worst equipment the
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worst G the worst hours it's always that was the joke in the Marine Corp is that there's the old core and the old core is
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a floating timeline that is based on you yeah well
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the old core the old core is whatever you are not right and so what I tell
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those guys in the Navy at least when they uh talk about how rough they have it my response is hey great you can have
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that rougher lifestyle I have a better lifestyle I have a better like what do you want me to say like like
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congratulations your life sucks okay yeah that's that was like being a reservist people would always be crappy
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to like all like everybody like every like we were like second class citizens in within the military but we were
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always you guys realize that we live a life outside of this it's not like they just decided oh hey you Marines have to
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work every day and these marines only work two days a month and then they spend the rest of it playing Xbox it's
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like I got a job the same so now that I'm working on at an army base because the basic
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training base is an army base so uh and I'm working with a lot of army guys they kind of crap on the uh Navy guys cuz
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we're soft you know we're soft comp yeah and that's fine like that rivalry that's fun that's okay but I'm talking about
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like hey I've got a bunch of Marines that don't have food and you're like well I'm an army guy and that would involve me being late to my supper so
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I'm not helping you you know it's that kind of that kind of crap yeah so a lot of it's a again when it's a competition
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to say that my life is better then I just say it is it is it is sorry yeah
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I'm like you're the one who chose the shitty well I guess not if you get assigned East Coast West Coast Fleet no
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but but the army guys you get uh you get more pay you get more pay and you have your own bed to sleeping on a ship and
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all this stuff and I'm kind of like yeah but you know you in fact you could actually come over to our side you know you can actually change trades if you
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want or nobody got drafted it's all volunteers still yeah something I I and not so much in the last 20 years but be
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before that like Navy guys always deploy yeah we do Navy guys are constantly
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deploying no matter what if there's a war if there's no war they're just that's what they do yeah especially you
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know like our navies that want like a real presence but you could be in the Army for 20 years and never go anywhere
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you could be in the Army and live in Kansas the whole time you know right I've been away from my family lots but
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yes I haven't put myself In Harm's Way the way uh those infantry guys infantry guys are and I always tip my hat to them
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I always tell them I say yeah absolutely you guys have seen things and experienced things I that I I can't imag Canada does Canada have a Marine Corps
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Naval infantry usually jtf I think what they're called now are they are they Sailors no we don't have that we don't
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we don't have what the equivalent to you guys know like the Navy SEAL stuff or anything like that or Marine Corps no uh
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it's your sailor that's it and then there's people who it's called like a boarding party that's the closest we get
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is people on the ship will just uh a secondary Duty okay yeah so for some yeah the
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Marines that's historically what they did was just boarding parties and Port
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security and then somehow they became a spearhead Force I I really actually don't know how that happened but all
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right well let's get going let's let's talk about breakfast food yeah I was going to say uh what did you have for breakfast this morning well before we
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start before I overslept so I am on my first cup of coffee okay uh that was
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that has been my breakfast all right so we'll get going here welcome to the worst of the best podcast
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you wanted the best well they didn't freaking make it so here's what you get
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from Canada and Texas Ryan and zip [Applause]
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welcome to the worst of the best podcast I am your host Ryan and with me again today is zip from the no redeeming
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qualities podcast zip welcome I really have to say I love that
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intro put the you nailed the perfect making it not
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sound good but sound good that's a hard line to straddle between being like I
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don't have the technology to make this sound great but I want to at least make it good to your ears you know my brother
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used to go host with me and I'm not going to I'm not going to go to Fiverr again to get a new intro for every new host
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so whatever guest co-host I have I just insert their geographical location and
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their name into the uh into the file yeah so before we start talking about breakfast food m i I read through the
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list already I did want to just ask is there any Canadian breakfast food that is being
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left off this this list cuz I mean I know that our diet like it's not that crazy but no is there any crazy Canadian
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breakfast some kind of oatmeal hybrid I've never heard of Canada is like the us we're kind of a Melting Pot of
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cultures and and traditions I always say it's funny when people say like you know what's your culture well I'm Canadian
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but I I sometimes feel like as a Canadian I hate to say it that I don't know if I have a culture also known as
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being a white guy oh okay I'm just White I'm the exact same
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way because like I Texas has a culture though it has like Texas okay okay yeah
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Texas absolutely has a culture mean more like I mean more like when people were like I'm Irish heritage right and it's
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just like I've never been to Ireland why would I claim that yeah no Texas definitely has a culture maybe not
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always a um well positively positively remembered one
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Texas they like to brag about being the biggest state in the States and it's just a we're not when we're not not even the biggest state AR aren't you I
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thought you the largest geographical state Alaska is technically significantly larger but Alaska has 5%
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of the people that Texas does and By Their Own Credit like 80% of it is just ice so there's no racism in Alaska
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either I've never been to Alaska I don't really know much about Alaska but I find that very hard to believe no I'm sure
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with the I know I know anytime you isolate white people they just get more R like the less exposure a white person
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has to a non-white person the more they hate them it's a complete Paradox it makes no sense this is a light episode this one
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doesn't evolve any breakfast yeah no no death no yeah there's no death or conspiracy theories or anything I did
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want to plant this idea in your head I don't it might not really fit the worst of the best format but I heard that
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there is a difference a significant difference between Chinese American food
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Chinese takeout and Canadian Chinese takeout yes the Chinese immigrants came
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to America and Canada at the same time and the the foods mixed separately so
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like if you order take out for your family apparently it's a different menu and that's really interesting to me for some reason I'm not a Chinese food
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expert per se but I've eaten it many times throughout my life I will say yes when I went to the states I was I was as
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you know I was posted to Washington State what do you guys call it in the States you call it Washington no what do
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you call your military postings uh stationed stationed yeah we call in Canada we call it postings in in States
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you guys call it station so I was stationed with the uh Washington State Naval Airbase there in whbe Island for
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four years so I got to be in fact three of my kids are born in the state so I have three American citizen children so
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we ordered Chinese food while we're down there many times in Washington state and we were appalled by the quality not only
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just the quality but quality a good way or bad way what do you meity for example
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have you ever heard of Ginger fried beef never exactly I never heard of that that's a
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new one then again I'm also an incredibly unadventurous Chinese takeout guy I'm like sesame chicken it's my
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go-to sure you got your kungpow you got all that other stuff to me and my Canadian listeners will testify to this
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and I don't know if anyone outside of Canada like UK I'm not sure what they do Ginger fried beef is like the Chinese
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food staple for Canadians it's if you don't have ginger fried beef so Google that after Ginger fried beef I that is
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that is literally that is exactly what I was hoping for is that it would be some it would be some super obvious thing to
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you that I've never even heard of that's it's exactly what I was going for good I guarantee you you would like it you
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would like it yeah so let's go through our top the top 10 most popular breakfast foods in America and Canada as
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we go through this list it might be interesting for anyone that might be a listener who is a keto diet person which
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is me I am a keto diet person so fun to go through this list to kind of see what
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I used to enjoy and eat and what I can't anymore for breakfast and in fact when I when I became a a uh ketogenic whatever
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it's called um follower breakfast was the hardest hit and when I went through this list I was
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like wow when you follow the keto diet your breakfast is really the hardest hit
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makes sense cuz historically the PO purpose of breakfast was to give you like a lot of calories to get through
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the day the best way to do that usually bread yeah okay the best way to do that
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is usually a bread substance with some kind of sugar sugar syrup did you say keto diet or T-bone diet because that's
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the one I'm on keto are you on T-Bone or you on the T-bone diet how how's that
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work I don't my heart hurts a lot okay my blood my blood pumps a little bit
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slower than everybody else's oh please don't die on me oh man we talked about that in our deadliest disease episodes
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please don't die on me so number 10 most popular breakfast food is Donuts there
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are people who like donuts and then there are people who obviously just don't have good taste I think there's so
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that sounds like the keto is kind of bringing back memories there yeah oh man I love donuts here of course in Canada
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we have the very popular chain Tim Hortons I don't know if you ever heard of Tim Horton Donuts I've heard of it
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yeah so look even a guy in Texas has heard of the chain I've heard of it we have crispy K cream down here which I've
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which had not bad but Tim Horton Donuts man if you ever come up to Canada you really have to try they they really are
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quite good I thought Tim Horton was like a grocery store no dut coffee chain
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Trader Joe's yes I think so yes Trader Joe's is um that's a grocery store it's
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sort of yeah but it's kind of like if you were yeah basically if you're a hippie Whole Foods is the hippie dippy
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crap it's um Trader Joe's is like if you don't care about brand names they just
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literally have a jar of peanut butter that just is labeled peanut butter so it's kind of my thing to just know
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there's not one near my house but anyway Donuts are amazing yeah I actually was late to the doughnut party I did not
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really start eating Donuts till like my mid 20s that was more of a bagel guy I
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love a good bagel I can't help but notice that's not on this list well that's what we're going to talk about as we go through the list feel free to add
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whatever is part of that family and I think the bagel is part of this family yes I The Bagel is solid to me because
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the bagel can be a breakfast lunch or a dinner whereas the donut you know unless
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you're at like a Min interor League Baseball game if you're eating a dut sandwich you probably have a problem it's interesting cuz dut really is just
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it's just a cake donut yeah it's just it's just it's cake but it's funny how the duts kind of universally accepted
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that you could eat this before 10:00 a.m. yeah because it's just Society going yeah getting up sucks going to
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work sucks but if you can start your day with a donut I mean how bad can it you know how bad can it possibly get no
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Donuts are amazing I particularly love that have the cream or the jelly inside of it yeah for my Canadian listeners my
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favorite Tim horn donut is the Boston cream what's in oh okay good it's like a chocolate cover top and it's like the
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caramel type butterscotch flavor in the middle I think butterscotch yeah the only doughnut I don't like your standard
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fried glazed dut but you'll still eat it I mean I'll eat it if the option is
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nothing of course but I'm saying like I love a good cake donut gimmicky stuff not that not fried where it's all sad
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and saggy it should be noted that I'm doing this recording an hour before lunch and all
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I've had to eat today as per the keto diet is two cups of coffee so I'm uh I'm starving this is killing me it's not
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really food at all that's two beverages yeah that explains your hunger because you're not eating
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food how do you do keto at work when you eat it like the chow hall do you just have to I picked the best selection that
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I can that's keto do what you can yeah and usually it's pretty good usually they're pretty good I just want to say about the bag that you brought the bagel
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it's part of the dut family and I think Bagel is is basically it's a donut in
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Disguise in that it's the same nutritional value it's basically donuts without without the icing if you think
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about it you can just toast The Bagel you just can't toast the donut it's boiled bread it's apparently equivalent
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to four slices of standard bread oh yeah it's C you've compacted You' yeah you've compacted five slices of bread into
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Super ped again it's the illusion of healthy but it's it's it's not it's who
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kid yeah anybody who's kidding themselves that a bagel is like healthy I mean if you eat a bagel but yeah
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you're putting cream like if you're like a psycho like me you're putting a layer of cream cheese which is keto friendly
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by the way then a layer of jelly which is not keto friendly which is not it's also on a bagel which is definitely not
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keto friendly so you you are just eating cream cheese out of the out of the container that's your breakfast while
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I'm enjoying a bagel yes essentially uh now I will say that you are like 15
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years older than me and I look older than you so you might be on to something I do let's don't be modest all
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right uh it's funny how you talk about how uh The Bagel people pretend it's healthy when it's not I got number nine
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and this is also not keto friendly no and I miss it and that is the Home Fry
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also known as hash browns yep also known as just potatoes just fried potatoes in
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different different varas and I do actually have a strong strong preference for sliced up string hash browns than
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the potato wedges a good hash brown for me is definitely if you were to cut them up in cubes with to keep the skin on but
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you deep fry them like come on that's the kind I don't like I like I like him shred I like it I like it shredded like
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strings because what I like I like to mix up the I like to take the the the meat and the Egg and mix it all together
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hot sauce can't do that can't do that with the other hash browns but let's see in the list is there another potato
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product I don't think so I so basically it's your overall yeah yeah home fries
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so in that family would of course be the shredded deep fried hash brown boy and
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uh one of my favorite meals I used to have before again before I was keto if we had left over potatoes from a
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previous supper I would take those potatoes usually even if they're mashed I put those mashed potatoes on a skillet
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with a lot of uh vegetable oil and deep fry the mashed potato and have that next to my eggs oh man I'm getting hungry
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this is a terrible episode this is going to be brutal for you a potato is like the boy it's it's
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amazing the power of the potato and how much it can be used for in every single meal in so many different ways but
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completely no no real health health factor it's like all things in moderation so it's it's also you're
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taking the potato and like covering in in oil and deep frying it and then blaming the potato not you I'm just
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saying Society in general we blame the carbs but the like we also spend a lot
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of time like frying it true another thing that I missed so so far I'm two for two on this list I deeply miss my
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potatoes I love potatoes mashed potatoes french fries potato chips G
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anyways any sort of potato this is a good ad for joining the keto diet so far
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all the things you get to miss so far well speaking of Keto number eight looks right up your alley Believe It or Not
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number eight is oatmeal oatmeal is it sounds healthy but oats is not part of
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the keto diet you cannot have oats really nope even if you're not putting a bunch of sugar and other goofy stuff in
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it you can't yeah no so keto as people should know and I'm not trying to make this a keto episode but keto is yeah no
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sugar but it's also no grain so no sucks no yeah the problem I
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have with oatmeal is I've never enjoyed any kind of oatmeal except the maple
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brown sugar that's always been the only flavor of oatmeal that I can oh okay my
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family growing up we had four boys like my parents were both working parents we were never poor we were middle class
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back when middle class was existed that was a thing like the early Simpsons when a working class family was a thing we
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had two TVs which was but we never had a microwave growing up really yeah my first microwave was in
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my 20s at least have like a toaster oven air fryer no no no nothing okay no
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here's the thing we never had to reheat food there was never leftovers ever yeah that's true four boys a lot leftovers
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adorable we come home from school and we would eat Wednesdays the cupboards were bare you know and my poor parents we ate
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them out of house on home but we were never poor and we never went hungry however we ate everything we never
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bought box cereal cuz if we bought a box of cereal gone one sitting gone yeah so oatmeal oatmeal was something that was
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cheap and you could and you can make plenty of it I grew up on oatmeal so what did your
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family do to the oatmeal unless you're a psycho I don't think anybody just eats just untouched oatmeal which so what did
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you do what did your family do to spice it up okay well we are psychos oh you
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just ate it plain not only that not not only that check this out we were raised
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on skin milk powder powdered milk have you ever heard of powdered milk I have
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so we would mix and make our milk at home because if my parents bought fresh milk from a cart gone just gone gone be
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like ice cream you have to add you have to add the step of creating the milk in order to drink it just to prevent it
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from getting okay so we had skim milk with oatmeal and I think we were allowed
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to have brown sugar but that was like rationed I can't all you got to do is just put a drizzle of syrup over the top
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of it or like some sugar it that goes a long way dinosaur egg oatmeal was probably or after your time oh yeah I
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know my my uh I have two adult children now but those adult children had dinosaur egg oatmeal when they were kids
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yes I eat dinosaur eggs as a grown man if you're not familiar with it it's it's
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essentially Maple brown sugar oatmeal and it comes with these little eggs in it that melt when you put water on it
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and heat it up so it's got little candy dinosaurs in it I'm eating the O the GD oatmeal shut up if I want dinosaur exit
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it now the other thing in the family of oatmeal you've also got cream of wheat
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oatmeal's poor brother we loved it cracked wheat that we added honey to it we considered that a treat compared to
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the oatmeal really okay yeah cuz my husband loves Cream of Wheat so we always have it in there and unless I
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have unreasonable Munchies I usually don't touch it that's how you know that I've like really got the munchies if I'm making like cream of weed at midnight
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that's funny now hold on real quick let me look is grits it's like a white is
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it's ground up corn and it just it kind of looks like Cream of Wheat it's like a really thick cream of wheat if you're
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from the south you put butter on it if you're from the north you put sugar on it which or both certain people put
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sugar on grits is just a weird oh I do sugar I don't do the butter interesting for some reason south of the Mason Dixon
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line you put butter on it North of the Mason Dixon line you put sugar on it I'm Surly north of that yeah yeah por we
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call it porridge do you call it porge oatmeal We call we refer to as porge growing up what is is porridge something
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different porridge is commonly eaten as a breakfast cereal dish made it by boiling ground crushed or chopped
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starchy plants typically grain in water and milk but it's specifically we just called oatmeal porge o in fact we called
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it porge oatmeal porridge oatmeal yeah it's weird one of my favorite breakfast treats is a good cup a good bowl of GRL
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yeah I've heard a gr you know like like I'm in a a Charles Dickens novel what I wanted to say about oatmeal or porridge
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what makes it popular and I think why it falls on the list is a because it's inexpensive for the most part especially
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you just buy it like right out of the bag not pre-processed but also you can add you can add stuff to it you know add
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fruit sugar milk cream banana berries it has so many things you can do with it so
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I think that's why it's so popular apparently the seventh most popular breakfast is just fruit good old fruit
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is fruit keto no it tastes good so I bet not um wow going to say like have you
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ever just sat down with a piece of fruit for breakfast just so you know for keto you can have blackberries uh raspberries
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blueberries but it's very small portion as a tree but you can't sist what happens what happens if they find out
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you were eating non-keto who finds out you always phrase it like that there's some like group
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keeping tabs on you I can have a couple blackberries but don't let them know no it's not don't let them
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know I know it sounds like it does sound like a religion and I and I apologize underrated breakfast grapefruit yeah I
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like grapefruit I have the special spoon but other than that you know it's funny I've never been a fruit guy I've always
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found it most fruit for me me little strong on the tongue I don't know how to explain it apples were about all I could
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really eat but I when I ate like berries or pineapple or kiwi or whatever I always found even though I enjoyed much
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of the taste I found it it's sharp on the tongue I don't know if that makes sense but they say that as you get older
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your tongue gets more dull and that's why as you get older you like spicier
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food or stronger stuff what's your favorite fruit if I had specifically to do it for breakfast I'd probably pick a
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grapefruit but I think overall f fruit it's got to be the watermelon yeah
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that's kind of a cheat though watermelon is it a it's not a cheat that's what makes the watermelon so good it tastes
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great it's filled with water it's hydrating oh I love watermelon everybody loves water it's an unfair stereotype
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for African-Americans the same thing with it's the same thing with fried chicken I'm just like that's so unfair cuz everybody loves those things without
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television or even the internet now or cuz growing up in Canada if you were to tell me as a 15-year-old kid let's say
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listen 1990 and say hey Ryan black people like watermelon and fried chicken
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I would be like I don't I I have I have a semblance of an answer it's I it's not the exact answer but I do know roughly
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where it comes from first off yes that is 100% a stereotype to the point where
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my friend he's a co-host on no redeeming qualities he comes on every so often he does the music Bas Chef he's a DJ in
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Houston he's black and he was driving on the highway and he was eating a bucket of fried chicken while he was driving
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the car next to him had their cameras out and was filming him Jes because it was a I mean cuz it was a black guy
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driving down the highway eating chicken out of the bucket and so like Robbie gave him the Finger sure and they almost
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crashed because they were paying so much attention to him so yeah that is absolutely a real stereotype but it
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comes from just historically in the South watermelon is a is incredibly
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abundant it's everywhere and chicken is a is very abundant it's everywhere it was kind of they ass is like a poverty
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food okay where it's interesting is in the South it's a poverty food for everybody so everybody ate fried chicken
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everybody ate watermelon and I think if I remember correctly it started around
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World War I with some political cartoons that always depicted the
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Vaudeville looking yeah yeah I've seen black people eating cartoonishly eating like a whole thing I think that's where
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it comes from pre- internet Ryan in the 1980s and 90s wouldn't have made the connection so again we can thank the
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internet to kind of spreading racist stuff I'm sure I'm sure Canada has their
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own little I'm sure you have some ignorant thing about what do you call them first Nations Aboriginal people uh
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First Nation I'm sure they got I'm sure they stereotypes about I'm sure I'm sure
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I'm sure I'm sure they just gave you Canada they just were like oh sure have
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it yeah we we just came in we shook some hands and you know they say that crap to
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us when we were in school they say no other country did this crap that is the biggest load of garbage ter everyone
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killed Indians yes Mexico has a terrible history with Native Americans Texas
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America Canada South America everywhere has a problem with how they treated
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Native Americans they have the worst treatment out of all the people everywhere they're just sitting here
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minding their own business and we come on the ships hey we kind of like this land bye yeah it's yeah I know in
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America I've noticed that it feels like Native Americans are just the only group that can just be mocked for their race
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and you know they still have the the Washington Redskins football team the Cleveland Indians I do not know how they
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get away with the Cleveland Indians because the mascot is like a stereotypical Red Man on like a cigar
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box it's pretty bad somehow that's okay all right number six has any of these
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been keto yet no no number six good oldfashioned B cereal growing up I
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didn't have cereal growing up it was a literal treat if my folks ever bought the cereal it was like a whole wheat
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like a puff wheat maybe a box of shreddy shredded wheat yeah just another shredded weat weedies weedies
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no frosted no not frosted Wheaties no cuz that has sugar on my parents they
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weren't Health nuts it wasn't about that it's just too expensive to buy yeah your son's a box cereal they didn't even have
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the giant bags Costco didn't exist obviously Growing Up So bulk food was a very though it probably did exist it was
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very Niche like you never heard of anyone buying cuz in the ' 80s and 90s we kind of ate our proper portions I
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don't remember any family needing 5 gallon tubs of mustard and you know family siiz bags that never existed when
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I grew up I don't remember if it did well the family siiz bag that was prec Costco for me too just it was grocery
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store brand so you could get Lucky Charms or you could get get grocery
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store brand marshmallow mes right which was three times cheaper and you got three times the bag I wanted Cocoa Puffs
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I wanted real Cocoa Puffs sure and my mom was like well I'm not buying Cocoa Puffs so what she did was she bought a
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box of Cocoa Puffs and then she would buy the giant bulk bag of the cheap Co
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they were called cocoa ruse and she would just take it and put it in the box and I was so irritated
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when I found that out as an adult like I just had no no idea thought I was so lucky oh man I got I got Cocoa Puffs
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every morning and then the other thing that's weird about cereal with me is I don't eat cereal and milk never have
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what never have oh wow my mom had a horrible gag reflex the weirdest stuff
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made her vomit soggy cereal and milk just couldn't do it she just could not even be around it oh wow of course if
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she's making breakfast you're not you're just not putting milk and cereal that's just I'm 30 now and I'm just at this
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point it actually grow es me out too wow okay and I'm lactose intolerant so it's
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people think that is the craziest thing in the world that I won't put milk in no it's not I I have a daughter that doesn't put milk in her cereal she
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doesn't even eat eat the cereal and speaking of it's weird kids nowadays like we have like in our house right now we've got three or four different types
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of cereal they kind of pick away at it it's weird I I I look at my kids I'm like I'm trying to offload this cereal I
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don't know if it's just kids nowadays they're so used serial people have lost their mind seral people have gone crazy
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cuz now there's cinnamon toast Frosted Flakes and like Frosted Flake lucky
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charm marshmallows it's like Caligula level excess now you know my favorite
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cereal as an adult cuz I when I became an adult got to buy my own groceries I used to buy like a Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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golden grams I could eat that I could eat that by the bow full but number five good old bacon oh Dad I can't eat
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here we go first one you can eat you the first one you're halfway through the list and you just started eating
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now bacon is great I'm of the opinion that if humans have been eating it for
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Millennia it's probably a solid staple food have you ever binge bacon eat I
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have my husband the just a couple weeks ago we had a thing of bacon that was about to go bad and he was like I'm
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going to bake all of it and just put it in the fridge and I thought that's great then I uh I ended up getting kind of high and I ate way too much bacon I made
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myself sick and that was two weeks ago bacon is is great the only problem with bacon was a couple years ago 10 years
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ago bacon like became a meme it was like a bacon on everything bacon on my bacon
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on my ice cream bacon on my cereal like I'm you know this and that it's just it's bacon bacon on my bacon yeah yeah
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yeah bacon on my bacon exactly I think it was that YouTube show like Epic Meal Time or something like that oh I love I
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love bacon and here's another misconception for people who aren't on keto and they hear about people like oh you can have bacon so you just eat it so
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much now there might be people who do keto like everything else who overeat bacon it's just it's keto friendly
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meaning it doesn't got still eat it in portions right like I don't eat it every meal every day but when I do eat it like
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when I when I kind of treat myself to it I admit yeah I'll probably have more than actually you know it's not true I
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actually probably end up having the same amount that I have when I used to eat bacon out of keto it's just when you can
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eat bacon doesn't kick you out of ketos what I'm getting at it so that's why there's no sugar in it there's no carbs
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very little if there's any so any kind of meat product is is keto friendly it's just bacon so yummy and when you're on
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the keto it's kind of like our treat leave us alone we got to have something that we can really enjoy so I love bacon
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end of story this will no way shap form Canadian bacon that's just hand or as
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you call it ham yeah we as Canadians never call it Canadian bacon we don't know why it's
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called that I don't either and then somebody told me once that there's a difference between Canadian bacon and ham but I think they were no bacon I
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think Canadian bacon there's some section of the pig that only you have access to yeah yeah sure that only
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Canadians have found it's ham and like any meat it can just be prepared many different ways and I have yet to know as
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a Canadian what way that is that makes it Canadian I don't know it's very
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polite that's the difference is that Canadian bacon is very polite it treats it's uh aborig people awfully oh we love
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them all thought you guys were so I thought you guys were so nice I'm nice it's like the same thing with Americans
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in slavery it's like I was born 130 years after the Civil War ended like I
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had nothing to do with slavery I get that there's this whole white privilege and generational wealth changing but
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it's like I didn't own a human being so don't yeah I didn't raid in an Apache
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Camp you know like no I didn't purposely infect a tribe of people with a virus so
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I could take their land or kill them in war like just horrible thing it is I P I
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personally haven't done that I'm my ancestors were were dicks I got it yeah and I'm sorry that they in their defense
40:36
in their defense oh wow they really wanted that land what were they supposed
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to do buy it this of course you know British people right they what they did was is they came in and they said hey
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we'll buy your land off you essentially and the original people were like you can't purchase land land is just here
40:55
same same problem same problem down here that really is kind of a but it is a beautiful thought and idea that yeah
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we're all occupying the Earth what what are we what are we purchasing we just live here but we have guns they shoot
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projectiles out much faster and much harder than your arrows do so yeah you should probably take this deal if you
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think you're going to take our weapons away you're going to have to pull them out of my cold dead hands or take away our or take away our right Native
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Americans or or the Aboriginal Canadians are like uh yeah we know that feeling I do love the cold dead hands
41:29
comment because I'm very proun I am from Texas I love that philosophy because I'm like yeah that's what happens when you
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get into a gunfight with somebody you either get killed or they kill or you kill them so I don't understand the
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whole you're gonna get out of my cold dead hands it's like yeah otherwise get rid of the gun then what's the point
41:50
well you just see on the news and usually it's white people kind of white trash type people who are saying like
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you're not going to take away our homes or know whatever and they build their militia and I'm was saying yeah that was what the Native Americans were saying oh
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yeah those Bundy people who were ranching on Federal Land and then when the federal government told them they had to start paying for it they uh
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started a militia yeah and I could tell you if that was a militia of Native Americans or black people or Hispanics
42:14
they' have killed every one of them whole all of them every single one of them speaking of speaking of a whole lot
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of something speaking of speaking of yeah speaking of murder speaking of murder you know how many you know how
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many animals died making pancakes none cuzz pancakes are flour do you know how many pancakes you eat on keto zero oh
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actually no that's not true there are there is keto friendly pancakes is it is it the cauliflower pancakes there's
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always yeah okay well listen Okay be nice list listen everything that we've talked about this list there is kind of
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a keto version for it and I know it's not quite the same but what's happened to your taste buds and I've I speaking
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this from experience I remember when I first had my keto friendly bread I was like wa it was it wasn't good cuz it
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didn't have the sugar it didn't have the yeah but you condition your way to taste certain things certain ways but once you
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start just eating things your brain and your taste buds or whatever it's like oh yeah this is now what I'm eating I
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haven't had a keto friendly pancake I don't think maybe I have I like pancakes
43:15
preeto PK I never got excited by them but I like them and I think I got excited by the serup and butter yeah
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thing about pancakes is endless pancakes is a lie it's a big scam Denny's IHOP
43:28
I'm more of an IHOP guy right but they're like endless pancakes it's like well I'm going to eat three and that's all I want or you might as well just
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order three pancakes but what about waffles that falls into this category absolutely but I meant more like versus
43:41
the pancake what do you prefer the waffle or the pancake okay here check this out I
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love the texture of the waffle the crispiness on the edge and stuff but I
43:54
appreciate and like more the spreadability of butter and syrup on the pancake I wish there was a way to
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combine the crispiness texture of the waffle with the ease of spreading the
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butter cuz when you put the butter on the waffle gets caught in the in the squares you can't spread it evenly you got these pockets of butter you get what
44:13
I'm saying you see you got to figure out a way to make one side a waffle one side
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of pancake sure yeah and then you just flat side and a waffle side butter one side syrup the other we got can you
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imagine waffle appar is there such a thing can we do this can we Market this we I'll make a note we'll look into it
44:32
but I prefer waffles I love the syrup trapping technology I love that you can
44:37
more easily put fruit on top of waffles sure spreading butter on a waffles usually I don't usually spread butter on
44:43
a waffle though that's why I've never ran into that problem okay I could see how that would be a problem if that was something you wanted but it is a problem
44:50
because you start spreading that butter like God just keeps like it's like a spoon it's a spoon underneath the knife
44:56
just capturing that butter you've got huge pockets of just but whole Rich butter bites which is great when you're
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on that bite but then you'll have a dry bite next well speaking of next speaking of
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dry speaking of dry bite toast that's right good say toast is toast is just
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like oatmeal of bread I what am I do I have a stomach ache in the morning like
45:20
and I'm eating buttered bread my kids love toast that's the funny thing they love toast my old jam on it or or or
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butter toast and butter that's their biggest thing yeah sometimes I'll ask for peanut butter and it should be noted
45:32
my wife home makes bread too um yeah she uses honey for sweetener that's quite the disrespectful to you oh I don't know
45:41
if you saw that picture I posted on Facebook the other day I saw that it was H she baked a whole bunch of bread but I
45:47
might not have read the caption I just said two things one my wife baked all this bread two I can't eat it there you
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go yeah seems like she could have yeah anyway whatever that's your problem nobody's making you not eat bread I know
45:59
I'm not complaining I know I know I know it it I'm not a martyr I'm not a martyr
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this a martyr this is all voluntary I uh I believe in this lifestyle there's days
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I hate it I admit it there's days I hate it I think the best way toast is eaten you save it till the end and you use it
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to clean everything off the plate that's where toast shines uh when I used to eat toast with eggs for example I would time
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it where I would cook the eggs and when I knew I had about 2 minutes or 90 seconds left on the egg IID toast the
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toast that way the toast was hot cold toast is the worst yeah you have a very small window between the cooking of the
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toast the buttering of the toast and you don't want the butter too cold because it cools down the bread it's a real art
46:43
to actually having a good piece of toast it is you put much more time into the toast thought than now in the same
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family as toast you've also got biscuits yes I'll allow it and biscuits I think
46:56
are are vastly superior to toast oh well yeah yeah yeah yeah vastly it's a
47:01
different game you know and there's food that you guys have that we don't have that's one of the things in Canada we don't serve biscuits and gravy really no
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oh biscuits biscuits and gravy you know it's funny I asked you is there any kind of Canadian breakfast that might not be
47:15
on the list biscuits and gravy is an amazing breakfast because it's usually
47:21
it's hot it's tasty it's the only time I've ever experienced it I've never had it served to me by a Canadian
47:28
counterpart but the most I've ever experienced it is in a hotel hotel breakfast is they seem to yeah prefer
47:36
white gravy or brown gravy uh usually I found myself having the white gravy with the
47:41
biscuits traditionally white gravy is what is served with biscuits and gravy white gravy with sausage but yeah that's
47:48
right if you're looking for something new try biscuits and gravy with brown gravy apparently that's sacrilegious to
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some people but I think it's delicious sausages number two too o keto friendly
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woo now you got to be careful because there's some sausage makers have sugar so you have to buy the ones without the sugar added to the sausage but who
48:06
doesn't love sausages I love sausages if it's ever one of those breakfast options where it's like you can pick sausage
48:13
bacon or ham it's never sausage wow never sausage going so far that like my
48:18
favorite dish at IHOP is I think it's the double platter I don't remember what it's called bacon eggs hash brown you
48:24
get a little bit of ham a little bit of SAU a little bit of bacon I always have them give me more bacon instead of
48:31
sausage bacon still wins for me of course uh sausage is tricky it's a good sausage is a great sausage exactly
48:38
exactly thank you thank you okay but a bad sausage is a terrible sausage ham is
48:44
whatever the worst you can do to ham or bacon is dry it out you know yeah bacon by its nature is just bacon same with
48:49
ham but sausage you can really mess up you can really mess up a sausage guess that is it I've never
48:56
really thought about it like that that it's just like if I'm at some toenail Diner the chances the bacon and the
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hammer are going to be at least acceptable yes it's much more likely than it's hard to ruin bacon it just
49:08
is unless the cut itself is bad but yeah sausage you can ruin by the wrong spice
49:14
the wrong texture yeah but a good sausage is pretty tough to be it's pretty good the only thing I've seen
49:19
that can go wrong with bacon is I knew somebody who would buy it off like a butcher and they would maybe it wasn't
49:25
necessarily bacon it was like fat back yeah yeah yeah like the real thick bacon yeah yeah had a nipple on it it still
49:32
had the teeth he yeah like it was the kind where he would buy it with like the skin still attached and it had like a
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nipple on it like you cut it off anyway but it was just what it really came with it the nipple yeah cuz you're going to
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the Butcher and you're buying just the chunk of the beef because it's so or the chunk of the pork because it's much
49:49
cheaper to buy it that way and then you cut it up and prepare it it's it's going to have skin on it and might have a
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nipple you don't eat the nipple but I don't
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want to see the nipple they he sent it to me and I was I was disgusted okay I
50:06
don't want to even I don't want to see it either don't even hold on oh this is from a picture inter so
50:13
would you rather eat a pig's nipple fried or a pig snout fried
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uh snout yeah I think I hadn [Laughter]
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uh when I put fatback nipple bacon with nipple stop here it is that's
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bacon with the the nipple still on it oh okay you see what I'm saying but that's what it is
50:43
Ryan I don't want to see how the sausage made you don't want to know how the sausage is made no I
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don't oh man that's gross all right okay and last it's hard to argue with this
50:56
even before I read the list I was like eggs has got to be number one right right it is the universal breakfast food
51:02
I think how you need to know how Universal eggs are as a breakfast food
51:08
is that it's worldwide despite the eggs being different yeah it seems like
51:15
everybody eats some kind of egg dish for breakfast but not everybody has the same birds that make the eggs how do you like
51:22
your eggs I I don't make good sunny side up eggs myself I usually do over easy if
51:28
I'm cooking it but I love a sunny side up egg give me that yoke I make a great
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egg lots of butter over easy for of course Very keto friendly can never have too many eggs uh lots of nutrition value
51:41
yeah eggs is uh number one for a reason cuz it just yeah across the world different birds have different eggs yeah
51:47
have you had a non-chicken egg before I you know what's funny you say that I actually sell non-chicken eggs I sell
51:53
duck eggs to people cuz I have ducks that lay eggs so I actually have had duck eggs so I have chickens and I have
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Ducks and the chicken eggs we sell a lot of them so duck egg is it people just
52:06
like to taste better or or they use for cooking okay so chicken eggs you just use them for eggs whatever just like you
52:12
would anywhere else now the duck eggs they're bigger right if you crack it in a bowl duck eggs have these giant yolks
52:21
huge yolks and little bit of white and they don't cook in a pan very well so like I tried to make breakfast tacos
52:27
with them and so you can scramble them it just doesn't cook all that well now what people do with them is all kinds of
52:35
stuff we use them for baking they're really good for baking they're really good for cooking with you know anything
52:41
that you have to like cover the chicken and yolk and then rub it in something and then cook it my father-in-law him
52:46
and his Hunting Buddies take them and they bury them and they let them rot and
52:52
then they eat them when they ferment some of my customers out here deep fry them okay some of my customers out here
52:59
pickle them everybody's got the thing they do with these duck eggs eggs are
53:06
funny when you actually just look at an egg it is the most popular item for breakfast for a reason but it it should
53:12
be gross it should be grosser than what we're enjoying the the gross how they look and where they come from and how
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they came to be versus how much people enjoy them that Ratio or that spectrum of difference is amazing eating ham kind
53:26
of makes sense see I'm just eating you know I'm eating the meat of an animal but I'm eating something that's inside of a shell that got pooped out of a butt
53:32
it's a weird concept that we just we just accept that but if you get into
53:38
this mindset where the purpose of the Yol inside the egg is to feed the embryo
53:43
why the Yol exists at all is so it's a food source for the baby so it's really not that crazy you're just taking the
53:50
food source when there's no baby and you're eating it so I'm eating the baby's baby chicken's food okay all
53:56
right now granted if it's fertilized and you crack it open and there's a baby in it then that's but just how it looks too
54:02
just the idea of how it look it is grow yeah but I mean think about that with milk milk comes out of a nipple me and
54:08
Bob my co-host in RQ we argue about this all the time because mostly he laughs at
54:13
me for being lactose intolerant because he says it's an inferior Gene right but historically humans quit drinking milk
54:20
at like two years old and then you never drink it again yeah cuz if we didn't
54:26
have cows Ryan to be I know we don't usually talk about this kind of stuff on the show where are you getting the milk
54:32
from if you don't have a cow to give it to you as an adult man right there was no cows and the adult man had a thirst
54:39
for milk where's he getting it but I know the answer but you
54:46
know so he drinks whole milk and I'm like Bob you're a you're a grown man
54:52
there is no reason you need to be drinking whole milk I always drink skim milk it's actually funny cuz like I
54:58
realized the reason I switched to skim milk was I was becoming lactose
55:04
intolerant yeah yeah I was getting sick and then about the time I hit like 23 I just can't even I can't drink Dairy I
55:10
never drank milk I'd have milk with cereal or whatever but that was it I never had it in a glass ever I used to
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drink milk all the time before you know the dark times so those who are listening to the episode I forgot to say
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at the beginning cuz maybe there's a new listener who stumbled across to this episode because you're on it you uh you plugged it on your social media so the
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whole idea is here is uh ZIP and I independent of each other are going to pick what we think is the worst from
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this best of list meaning this is um totally subjective to ourselves is to we
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didn't create this list of best but we're going to say hey from this list there's one item that let's see we feel
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is not is the one that we like the least so you might like it but you might hate it as well I have mine right away very
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easy me too what's yours okay so my worst pick on this best of list and this
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for me is something that so we have 10 of these things on a buffet and we're told to pick nine to leave one out right
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mine's number seven fresh fruit really okay for breakfast for breakfast meal this is a breakfast meal I want to fill
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up I want to fill here's the better thing you have to fill up your belly on
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one of these things one of these items right so you have to get full okay okay cuz I was going to ask you what if you
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were keto versus not on keto does that change your answer oh yeah that's a great so the keto friendly stuff great a
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great question so if I was had to get full on a keto friendly item of the few
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that are here got bacon sausage and egg I think that's
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it I would have to pick the sausage because because I don't I don't know what I'm getting cuz a real gamble but
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you give me bacon and eggs I eat that all day but yeah so non-keto but yeah of this list fresh fruit like to get full
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on fresh fruit fruit or even have that as an item when it comes to breakfast it's my least it's my least I'm kind of
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in a similar boat where I don't not like any of these items but I think the one I
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would definitely skip over is oatmeal wow okay you know I got nothing against
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oatmeal but I'm looking at those 10 and it might be sausage it's close between oatmeal and sausage but I think oatmeal
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is you had your favorite bowl of oatmeal and you had your best flavored sausage then which one would you pick that's the
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thing both of the the high best sausage okay the sealing for a sausage is I eat the best ball of oatmeal in my life and
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I'm going to forget about it by lunch okay so oatmeal still stands if you eat a but if you eat a sausage you're going to remember that sausage you know you're
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going to remember the person who nailed the flavor of that sausage okay I think
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oatmeal has the least growing potential I think a lot of people probably agree with you I think that mine might might be up there all right
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well zip thank you so much for coming on as always a pleasure and I will say that I got some positive uh feedback from
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your previous episode yeah with the deadliest diseases so at this point I don't feel like I need to plug
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everything but you can go to nrq podcast.com check out the no qualities podcast on Monday morning the Corona
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virus ruined all my plans for most of the years so just show comes out every Monday our Shark Week special coming out
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in July animal to be announced oh wow two years ago it was squid last year it was Gators and we're about to announce
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what this year's special is going to be about so well I can't believe I've been listening to that long wow that would have been two years ago right yeah yeah
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and I remember when he did this squid week I was like oh this is going to be you but you guys make everybody hated squid week and no no no no no no I'm
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sorry not after the fact after the fact everybody loved it that's why we keep doing it but beding up to it everybody
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was telling me this is really weird this is bizarre because like I just thought about it like it is weird and bizarre
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but it was entertaining but it's I just thought they said it's the 30th anniversary of shark week and I'm like that is a lot like how are you how many
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times can you watch air jaws too where the the sharks jump out of the water and need to seal they need to
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rotate this I love squid so we did a whole week of seven many episodes about
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different squid related topics and the year after that we did Gators this year it'll be a new animal I can't wait the
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squid week especially has this like really special place for me because it
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became this thing of determination because originally we had it planned and it had a deadline because if you get it
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released after Shark Week it loses all of it appeal you got to you got to release it the week before the week of
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Shark Week it was a desperate attempt at normalization so squid week was supposed to come out like July 22nd right and my
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mom died July 19th right so two days before it was supposed to start and we
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hadn't recorded anything we had written it but we hadn't record I had like written all the squid week in like the
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ICU and then so Bob was even trying to be like you really need to not be focusing on this you you you have other
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things and it's kind of graphic but I remember I called Bob that Thursday when mom died and I was this Saturday we're
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doing squid week and he's your mom died like an hour ago why are you thinking about this and I'm just I have to get my
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mind off of this and you know to be it's graphic but I'm she's gone there's nothing left to do it's the weirdest
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thing if you've ever been in that situation where you take care of somebody for a substantial amount of time and then they pass because it
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literally consumes every waking second of your life right and then just it's
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like she died and then we she donated her body to the medical school there and so I just signed the paperwork and I was
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in my truck going home 20 minutes after she died and then I've never been back to that hospital again right that's
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probably way too much detail about squid week but like that I was just like we are doing this GD thing about squid I
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don't care and everybody was you're really going out of your way for something that everybody has no faith in
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but it's fun like we got a musician who made a theme a week song and it was fun
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it's going to be fun it's going to be fun yeah we are having our 150th episode of noem qualities here soon probably the
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week is this going in the bank or is this coming out in a couple weeks probably a couple weeks so okay so yeah right around the time this comes out our
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150th episode will come out and we're going to have all the announcements of all of our plans for the next year so okay it's going to be fun but thanks for
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having me on Ryan always bring me on again I love lists I love listicles you you will be on again don't
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don't you worry all right thanks brother enjoy the rest of your day all right you too
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