The Worst of the Best Podcast

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so let's get going you ready absolutely okay welcome to the worst of the best
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podcast you wanted the best well they didn't freak him they came so here's
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what you again from Canada and Florida Ryan and Drew
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welcome everyone to the worst of the best a podcast I am your host you probably noticed with the intro it sound
Guest Host Update
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a little bit different because with me I have a guest host and that is drew he has been on already I guess this is your
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fourth the time or fifth time on the show am i right I think you got right I think it's five times Wow join the five timers Club okay
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well you're the only member of it other than myself and my brother and speaking of which I just want to give a little
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bit of an update regarding my brother for those who listen to this podcast who don't listen to the other podcast and my
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brother and I do the rocky series podcast I wonder how many listeners of this podcast don't listen either one probably not a lot but if you don't know
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my brother's taking a bit of a hiatus from podcasting everything is fine he's in good health it's just his life with his family and
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his job and his business everything that's going on with his life he just unfortunately said he had to step down from hosting duties like I've said on
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the other podcast he has of course a open-ended invitation he can trump any
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one at a time to come back on the show whenever he's available so I told them Ruben whenever you're not busy and your
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life's not crazy you just let me know and get them on so you'll hear his voice again in future episodes but just
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throughout this worst of the best podcast we're gonna have a rotating guest host kind of like I don't know what other show does that TV show or
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otherwise try to think there aren't any this is the first time anyone's attempted this this is the first time
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I'm setting new precedents in my own podcasting history sorry okay well that being said drew you are
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part of that five timers Club and I got my good friends Doug and Craig they're gonna come on as well and they've
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already pick up some of their topics so future topics are gonna be Iron Maiden and Kurt Russell but today today we are
Hillary Clinton Conspiracy Theories
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getting not getting political so I don't want ever listeners to turn off the podcast just yet but we are talking
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about Hillary Clinton and we're gonna talk about the top ten conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton did you
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even know there was that many conspiracy theories about her oh I live in America absolutely I knew I was well aware as I
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looked at some of these I thought these are maybe like the top 10 most publicized or most talked about there's
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definitely been some crazier ones I think just sort of off the top of my head then there's just sort of this general
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Democratic establishment conspiracy theories that you have out there so these all seem more personal to her
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that's what we're gonna address Hillary Clinton the conspiracy theory magnet you
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are an American citizen and a US citizen and I'm Canadian I'm not a political
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pundit I can't speak intelligently on really on anything in general let alone politics but I do kind of follow
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politics and the streets it's fun to watch and I definitely watch the Hillary versus Trump campaign that was a lot of
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fun to watch and some of these things that were to go through today will draw from that so let's just get right into
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it too what do you start with number 10 there drew number 10 I think goes back to a lot of people's introduction to
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Hillary Clinton as an individual person I know that you know she sort of was the first lady when she started to have her
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own conspiracy theories I thought was around the time of the Millville Clinton impeachment scandal the number 10 on our
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list as far as Hillary Clinton conspiracy theories as one that was propounded by the White House employee
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who secretly taped Monica Lewinsky that was a man named Linda Tripp Linda was
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apparently known to claim that the entire Monica Lewinsky scandal and the
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fair itself and making it as public as it was was Hillary's idea people that
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sort of believe in this conspiracy theory apparently believes that the logic behind this would be that it would
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humanize Hillary and then after bill had served his two terms then she could
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continue on that political legacy because of the sympathy she garnered from being the woman who bill cheated on
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but I love it I'm sure bill was if this is true a bill is happy to oblige in the
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scandal exactly exactly I want you to do me a favor you know that he smokes
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cigars right well that seems to be part and parcel to this entire thing isn't it smoke cigars has cigars I know that he
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has cigars we do keep this show PG sometimes pg-13 I don't want to
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necessarily reiterate some stuff the bill did in the Oval Office just Google Bill Clinton cigars
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and Bill Clinton on the phone with other world leaders along with Monica there as well those are the shortcuts yeah I did not
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have sexual relations with that woman it all depends on what your definition of is is his idea of sexual relations is
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a little bit different than mine and I think that my wife would also feel the same way you know within a relationship
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you define your own parameters that's what that number 10 is all about so let's go to number 9 this one I hadn't
Chelseas Father
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heard about this was Chelsea's father might be called into question that it might not actually be Bill and I think
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that goes without saying that yes bill he's always been kind of known as the womanizer I don't think that's really up
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for debate and while there may be more than a few rumors swirling around about Bill he's not the only member of the
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marriage who's allegedly to have strayed from their vows according to the likes of Donald Trump and Roger stone of
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course Hillary was less than faithful as well stolen either goes so far as to name two of the men Hillary's alleged have slept
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with that's Vince Foster and web Hubbell Vince Foster is probably the more famous name but it's web Hubbell who is really
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at the heart of this conspiracy theory as he is purported to be Chelsea's real father in front of me here I actually
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have a picture of Hubbell and Chelsea Clinton and I will say I can see why
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this theory has made its rounds a little but I think she looks more like him than
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bill it's just by looking at the two pictures that are provided in pen as she definitely looks like Hillary of course do you see bill in her no but I'll be
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absolutely honest with you I'm not a gigantic proponent or adherent to this wholesome melee ol similarities thing
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sometimes it happens and you point to it and you go okay that makes it sometimes it doesn't and you just sort of never
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talk about it in this instance this is sort of an interesting picture of em of Hubbell you know he's sort of in the middle of
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saying something so his mouth is wide open so they picked the right picture to sort of put side by side with Chelsea I
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honestly feel like growing up sort of in a similar time with Chelsea as she grew
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up the way that she looks has changed throughout time maybe at this point in time this picture was taken she looked the most like
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Hubble she's definitely gone through phases as any person well as they're real I don't think she looks so much like him they talk on it
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it sort of just reinforces that if you already believe it I do agree with what you're saying there of course sometimes we might look too
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hard I think it's probably fair to say and our further the conspiracy theories we'll talk about this I don't think
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either partner has been faithful in their marriage one of these sort of power couple dynamics throughout history
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you've always asked these two people are both such distinctive personalities with
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their own careers and their own lives and their own directions maybe they're forgiving of these sorts of indiscretions and the name of the
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greater goal which would be Rodham Clinton dynasty as it were agreed yeah
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number eight this one is sort of general and it's very early 90s it started when she was the first lady of Arkansas back
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when bill was governor and it just continues in the circles where they
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think it might matter this conspiracy is the conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton as a lesbian whoopty-doo
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it's 2020 what sort of things should we be talking about other than this right
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you're invited to substantiate this you just can talk about the different people that have put forth this conspiracy
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theory and that includes people like Jennifer flowers who Bill Clinton is alleged to have had relations with but
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maybe that's just a smear that they want to throw out they're not groundbreaking news in 2020 they're yeah yes all right
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this is funny I love conspiracy theory this next one number seven I actually
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really believe this is the honest truth and we're to get into it but before we get into number seven I just want to let
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our listeners know the point of this episode and of all of our episodes I usually do a little disclaimer because you never know who's joining the episode
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because of the topic is we don't provide the list of any topic that we cover we just pick the worst of that best list
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and number ten doesn't mean it's the worst one we just decide independently and we don't know each other's either we
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don't know what the other person is gonna pick for this list it's gonna be the one that we think is the least likely to be true I'm still formulating
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my decision as we go want to hear your argument for these things and see hear your take before I make my call
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yes absolutely and those who have listened to the show since the beginning Ruben I've done as well as perfect drew that I've literally have changed Reubens mind at
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the end of the show he's made a pick and I've given my reasons fry pick he's like you know what that makes more sense and so you're allowed to change your pick
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before we hit the end of the recording that is allowed you're allowed to change your pick this one's really interesting if you remember during the Trump and
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Hillary campaign and and then the 9/11 memorial do you remember that 9/11
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memorial where Hillary fainted yeah a bill 2016 election cycle was pretty big
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deal keeping an eye on the way that the news covered that and portraying Hillary as weak in every way that you could
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portray someone as weak did you see the video of her fainting have you have you see it though yeah I've seen it yeah it's very it's very difficult to
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watch I don't know why it almost looks like this is a deeper conspiracy to the one I'm that her body look like is shut
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down like a robot it really did that's not the conspiracy theory abut but her handlers almost kind
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of knew that this was gonna happen they they picked her up they threw in the van and off she went but what makes this one
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very interesting is proponents of the Siri I have placed photos from that day
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alongside with other photos of Clinton point out apparent discrepancies between the features such as her nose cheekbones
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neck and stomach as evidence that there are two different people a famous Hillary impersonator even
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tweeted that she was in New York at the same time but later confirmed that she was actually on the west coast like
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that's kind of weird I look at the photos here and they do look very different what makes this one very
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interesting to me personally where I kind of lean toward something's going on here I know a lot of celebrities do have
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doubles they do that on purpose to shake the tail the paparazzi to keep
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themselves safe because obviously celebrities are popular and people from the public to the paparazzi could air or
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even people don't want to cause harm there are doubles for a lot of celebrities that's actually not uncommon that celebrities do have doubles their
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job is to actually do just that to be doubles and these two pictures here and you can see them here the double versus
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Hillary they do look different and the double that came out she came out of the apartment the same day that she fainted
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if it is the double but the individual who claimed to be Hillary who waved to the crowd and didn't talk though just ways to hey I'm okay looked really
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different than Hillary to did it that same day it's just interesting you can see that video online this is not something you
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can't look at yourself you could be that your own judge so just go to the 9/11 memorial fainting day and look at the
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video of Hillary waving to the everyone say hey I'm okay I did know don't worry about me I'm healthy as a fiddle I would almost argue this is a truth conspiracy
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so to speak or yeah a conspiracy just means that people are confiding in each other to hoodwink the public that they
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use this double to tell everyone that the camping is fine to vote for Hillary that she's not sick in the scope that
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you're putting it and especially comparing it to the regular pop culture famous person industry I can see where
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this could be allowable or forgivable if she is so famous that part of her
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security plan is to have a plant somewhere - maybe divert some attention some
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unwanted attention to a part of town or just a different place where it wouldn't actually bother
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the real Hillary then that is a risk management it's just a part of their entire security protocol in the sense
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that she's a political figure in the things that she says and does are
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supposed to be garnering our support or lack thereof we're supposed to be
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believing in this person and what they say and do the use of a double is completely inappropriate right it sort
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of makes me think if we're going to say maybe it's allowable for security reasons or it's allowable just for that
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regular she's just a very popular person and she's doing things the popular people do that's one thing but from a
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political standpoint she has to be her we're supporting her we're not supporting a double or a robot or
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someone that has planned to sort of say the things that she might say there's gotta be a line there are you trying to
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tell me that the government doesn't tell us the truth I think we're trying to dance I think we're dancing on this line
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during this podcast I think it's very important that we do that I'm gonna say it don't put words in my mouth don't
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worry about it I'm not gonna do that to you but I will save right where this is just Ryan talk this is the opinions of
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Ryan right now I don't think we're always told the whole story and maybe there's a reason for that I don't know what those reasons are but I don't
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we're told the whole story you got number six ready to go number six is Hillary Clinton as an unhealthy person
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the conspiracy theory that is just basically around the fainting incident and other concerns about her health that
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she is well part and parcel with being a woman she is just too frail to handle
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the duties that she may eventually be elected to or that she's even been appointed to so this is just a
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conspiracy theory around her health things like the concussion that she had in the early to 2010 delayed her
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testimony about the Benghazi hearings there was some talk about whether or not that was a real concussion or not and if
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it was a real concussion well how serious is that for her in the future speaking as a person who has had a
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actual concussion that doesn't preclude you from doing something better with your life down the road right there's
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also some leaked emails that lead to the fact that she may have taken a certain
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drug the drug is called provigil provigil is a drug that is used to treat Parkinson's disease but it's not used to
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treat the part of Parkinson's disease that you're thinking about it's just generally used to treat fatigue and
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other people like Barack Obama have used this drug when they're in sort of this go-go-go either campaigning or doing the
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duties that they are elected to do yeah the fact that she took this drug the fact that she is the only presidential
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candidate in history to release her medical records just coming from where I come from and sort of knowing what I
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know you release your medical records there's a lot of scrutiny that can be opened up maybe the conspiracy theory is
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true that she's on how well we do know that President Trump is the healthiest president we're to have ever lived and
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run for president also a very stable genus yes because I wish I had Trump's
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doctor a very scrupulous doctor I don't get him number five with Hillary
The Trump conspiracy
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ultimately facing off against Donald Trump in 2016 indisputably the most unconventional nominee in history and the maiden of
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conspiracy theories himself it was almost inevitable that the two would star off each other in a shair conspiracy namely the theory the Trump
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himself was a Clinton plant this theory doesn't acquire as much stretching at the magic
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nation as many of the others that we've talked about quite simply conspiracy theorists on the left and right have
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pointed to the long friendly and publicly established relationship between the Trump's and the Clintons they attended his wedding he donated to
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their foundation and they were clearly friends long before they became quote-unquote enemies the main piece of
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evidence cited in support of the Seri is a phone call from Bill Clinton to Donald Trump that took place about a month
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before he entered the campaign according to the Washington Post for Trump and one
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Clinton associate confirmed that bill used the call to encourage Donald to get
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more involved in the GOP theorists claim that Clinton's outright asked him to run
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a campaign so bad it would destroy the Republican Party obviously the most entertaining part of this theory is that
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the plan failed keeping a Hillary from her dream job and forcing Donald to do
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one of the hardest jobs in the world I think there is some truth to this sometimes politics and government and
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all that we see the world as a stage right I wouldn't be surprised that this something like this could happen that
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well if there's betting in sports right there's insider trading these things happen I don't think the government
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itself and those who run for president are immune to this kind of behavior where they hey you want to pat my back
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I'll pat yours and I don't think there was anyone who thought the Trump with the way he was and the way he ran his
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campaign and it was a horribly run campaign but I think the irony was is that because of a smoke crazy people
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just thought it was fun and they wanted to see what Donald would do in the job I think the plan backfired if this is true
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I'm gonna keep this within the realm of what you're playing with which is it's
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all storylines and it's all a very big narrative of the very big picture if you
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do that then you sort of don't feel so offended maybe that you happen to live during the part of the story that was
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kind of wonky I have never really thought that all politicians were all that different when you talk about a guy
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who was considered for a very long time to be a Democrat suddenly running for president as a Republican and you look
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back and you see sort of who his previous contacts and the people that he is wrapped up
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with friends of friends the Clintons wind up within those circles this one does sort of seem more believable but
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yeah this one does seem if it's all just a big story and we're just these readers
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or the audience to sit back and watch these political parties include with one another
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I can buy into it I can see it and the irony at the end very pleasing from an
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outsider's view right irony at the end he's just like this is a great story they wrote a great inning it didn't all
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work out the way they planned it I remember when again this is just me as a Canadian looking down south watching
Election night
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this unravel and I remember the day of the election it was gonna be almost a boring election night because we all
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knew that Hillary was gonna win it was gonna be a landslide that ended Trump already had his well I didn't really
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want to win I just goes to show that anyone could be president if I can be second place like that type of Dalek would have happened I think honestly
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Trump was surprised as we were sure sure cut my reaction out because I don't really know what to say that no it's
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fine there's nothing really to say you don't you don't have to and I actually remember filling the day of the election kind of like oh this is gonna be boring
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just watching Hillary win by a landslide when I saw sure of winning unexpectedly in all these other areas what he called
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electoral college thanks Dave yeah yeah so when he was winning where he was supposed to win with a ratio that he's
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supposed to win I was like oh my goodness he he's gonna become president and I had a good chuckle I had a good
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chuckle and I don't mean that in a point to my fingers and laughing or even watching the world burn type behavior
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but just the world is a parody it just said of course he's president that's the timeline we're on and if you believe in
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parallel universes which is another another episode a top-ten parallel universe theories we'll get to that maybe one day all right yeah I think I
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do agree with you that the initial shock and the initial reaction was well if
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nothing else things are very different today right so two people that look
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forward to very different things yes there was some excitement on that day right yeah to get to number four now I
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sort of consider number four to be sort of an extension of number three in years it is a longer drawn-out plan than what
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you had talked about okay so you had talked about and number five was Clinton's were conspiring with Trump to
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get him to run so that the Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton would win that
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election okay so that would be like a one election cycle conspiracy theory to
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just secure the bid and you know whether or not she got a second term that would be different what we have here in number
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four is an actual conspiracies theory that involves a region so this would be
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a conspiracy that was actually there is no ironic twist there the election they
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intended on Trump to get elected and they intended on him to be in office and
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actually then do something like he eventually did that would lead to him
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getting impeached now this plan would be not just to harm the Republican Party in
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the short term to cost them the 2016 election but it would actually sort of
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destroy the Republican Party due to the divisive nough surround the impeachment
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and being unable to recover from having such a bad president who had been put
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into office essentially by the Clintons so that is this conspiracy theory that they just sort of laid the seeds for
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President Trump to eventually screw up and his screw-up would then screw up the entire Republican Party for a very long
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time causing some easy layups for Democratic candidates and the next several elections Tracy there and this one
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didn't work on either if it's a true theory I think a lot of us have been a little bit surprised or maybe we
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shouldn't have been surprised at solidarity party solidarity here in America is well it is what it is in 2020
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well yeah Romney got itself in some hot water by not doing that and he did a lot of lifelong Republicans who voted for
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him as recently as 2012 now on him out it's unfortunate yeah these theories all
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can't be true so that was an example of one kind of canceling up the other one so they both can't be true right right
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if four is truth and three wasn't and vice versa yeah five and four you mean yeah that's right yeah all right so
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number three this is a guy I'm sorry I got the lucky ones I I randomly chose who's gonna do even who's gonna do odd
The Clinton body count
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but the Clinton body count sorry the theory kicks off with the aforementioned Vince Foster one of
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Hillary's supposed non lesbian lovers who was found dead in a park with a gunshot wound to the head in 1993
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proponents of the Clinton body count theory claimed that this was not a suicide but a murder either to cover up
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the affair or to prevent foster from implicating the new first couple and any crimes the subsequent decades are filled
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with over 50 names of apparent victims of this scheme ranging from political allies who couldn't be trusted to
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reporters who knew too much such as the next major death was that of Seth rich a DNC staffer who was shot during an
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attempted robbery in 2016 Julian Assange hinted that rich was behind the WikiLeaks DNC email leaks and
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that he was taken out as punishment and you might remember Sean Hannity pushing this theory until his advisors forced
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him to stop at the request of the rich family Rudy Giuliani also floated the theory but said the family being in some
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degree of pain is no reason to stop finally the theory has been linked a course to Jeff Epstein the billionaire
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pedophile that committed suicide in prison in August of 2019 with Epstein being a known child trafficker and elite
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socialite it's not hard to believe that he would have some dirt on some very powerful people and he is known to have
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socialized with bill a number of coincidence such as the guards not doing their rounds with a suicide occurred
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conflicting autopsies and secured tape being accidentally deleted have led to further speculation that Epstein suicide
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was just another fake staged by the Clintons and we actually did an episode on an Epstein that people if you want to
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listen to that go back listen to that that was a good episode here's the thing like and I'll say this about this
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conspiracy theory it's heavy it's dark what we do have is people are dead so that is not a theory we do have
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a body count if you go online you can read this body count that are in some way these people have been connected to
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Clinton's is that normal to have a lot of dead bodies around politicians that before the age of 70 I don't know
The Clintons as a duo
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I don't know if I can answer that either honestly I felt this was going back to
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the very first time that I knew about the Clintons as a duo not just President
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Clinton this was probably what I thought would be the number one Hilary conspiracy theory knowing what I know
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about whitewater knowing what you know about this Vince Foster suicide and other things that have been made to look
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like suicides and most recently Jeffrey Epstein obviously I wasn't on your podcast but it's one of these things
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that the connection is just there the stuff of the guards is just too much to
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ignore there was some gross gross gross negligence or it wasn't a suicide if you
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look at that too many times and the Clintons have just been embroiled in this apparently 50 times the connection
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is there you can like imagine a motive in this day and age where sort of image
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maybe you could you could justify the ends justify the means on this taking this person out in order to preserve
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your image that sounds like something that might happen and this has been out there for 30 years now the theory that
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the Clintons have sort of covered this stuff up powerful people can do things that you and I can't do yep yeah I could
The Clintons cover up
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arrange to have somebody killed but I'm going to jail for it you may not be able to afford the legal team and appropriate
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accommodations to get sort of house arrest and then have it pushed off for years and years and years and get
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yourself a nice quiet settlement later at the end of the day right well that's the thing about powerful people when you have money and power let's say I wanted
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to have you offed right now and I'm not blame you yeah of course the moment I
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try to contact or search for a hitman the connection is too old to me like I wouldn't even know who to talk to so I
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would have to literally go on the Internet it's maybe the dark web I guess I don't know how to log into the dark web I
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would be very ill equipped to aid get the job done covertly and be even if I
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somehow found someone that was willing to kill you there'd be a paper trail electronically or text like I would be too easy to go back to me when you're so
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powerful though you could have 20 different separations between you and the deed and that's why it's sort of you
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get somebody in your office they say they've got a guy for that has got a guy for that that guy's got a
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God for that it's just all trickles down that the payment will be arranged and the people will be spoken to and hands
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will be clean at the time yeah let's say the guys had killed Epstein let's say it wasn't murder let's
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say a guy one in there literally as per the ops taught the autopsy actually indicate that he was murdered so if you
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went in there and strangled them you know even think I got caught right handy he's gay I just didn't like him because
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he knows he can't say anything about the Clintons because his family would be killed yeah yeah all right you ready for
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number two yeah let's get to number two the number two conspiracy theory about
Huma Abedin
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Hillary Clinton has a lot to do with her number one eight this would be the woman
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named Huma Abedin she was the wife of Anthony Weiner a democratic politician
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it was involved in a lot of his own scandals but his wife Huma was Hillary
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Clinton's number one age who was the right-hand woman now the allegations are the conspiracies
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surrounding Huma they have to do with one that perhaps Hillary Clinton was in
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a ongoing lesbian relationship with her right-hand woman this is just the
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ongoing allegations that Hillary is sleeping with women as if that particularly matters people like Rush
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Limbaugh the conservative radio host to do I guess recently got the Medal of Honor if you still believe in those
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things he likes to point out that Huma Abedin smother is friends with the widow
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of the president of Egypt or the thin president of Egypt in this woman who the
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mother was friends with is a well known affiliate of the Muslim Brotherhood they're sort of a connection there and
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of course if you just sort of tug on those strings you wind up with Rush Limbaugh alleging that Hillary Clinton's
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favorite aide is a Muslim terrorist that she's part of the sisterhood and then
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you know the extension gets made is Hillary Clinton a part of the Muslim sisterhood which to a lot of people just
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asked is Hillary Clinton a terrorist or something so that would be the connection there now all of the
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hilarious things that can be said about Anthony Weiner we may have to have another asked about that but here his wife is
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sort of the connective tissue with the number two Hillary Clinton conspiracy theory which is that she's part of the
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Muslim sisterhood this is actually a theory that was propounded by Trump supporter Michele Bachmann in 2016 and I
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can't believe that I've forgot to mention that because Michele Bachmann is one of my favorite hilarious politicians
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yeah and she's also the daughter of the Bachman Turner overdrive I'll believe it if you say it no yes that's a very
The Secret Police
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interesting one what I should haven't heard before no I don't think I really did do that I don't listen a lot of Rush
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Limbaugh may hear assume rest in peace okay number one perhaps the most
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memorable conspiracy moment Hillary's life is one that turned out to be true the infamous quote vast right-wing
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conspiracy the bill was having affair with a White House intern so ever since that scandal came to light Hillary has
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been roundly criticized for her temps to discredit the woman making accusations
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against her husband but according to one of bills former advisers it didn't stop there throughout multiple books and
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interviews Dick Morris makes reference to what he calls the secret police claiming quote hillary built up a secret
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police for the purposes of conducting a systematic campaign to intimidate frighten threatened discredit and punish
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innocent americans whose only misdeed is the desire to tell the truth and quote the secret police force was apparently
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made up of private investigators opposition researchers and operatives embedded in a number of key agencies
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such as the FBI CIA IRS their job was to find compromising material on any
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Clinton critics so they could be silenced before dealing any reputational damage to the political power couple but
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once again if this theory turns out to be true it looks like it didn't work out and the secret police are gonna be after our
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podcast necks it I knew that we shouldn't be talking about these
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subjects Ryan we're just reporting we're just reporting in fact we're actually helping out the Clintons because we are
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actually going to give our pick what is the least likely to be true they're actually helping them to terminal of these ten there's one that's
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probably the least true so we're actually trying to actually discredit him at least one of these I can imagine that there are probably three if not
Private Investigators
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four very well-paid people that are listening to our podcast just looking
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for any mention of Hillary Clinton and how that might affect her future endeavors right yeah my influence in
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this Stroh's influence is so fast they should be fearful of what people might think there are many well-paid people keeping
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an eye on you and you're specifically right I completely agree through this one is not only proven to be true but it
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also seems isn't a conspiracy theory to say that very powerful people have private investigators working on their
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behalf and these things don't shock me or surprise me that it's an extension of her security the management of logistics
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of her being able to do what she needs to do she needs to have investigators working for her the whole concept of
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that third category of plans within certain government agencies I don't know maybe maybe that could just be people
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that are friendly with her are now they're going to be referred to as plants that or close associates people
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that would give her a heads up if something seemed to be sensitive to her as a conspiracy theory it just seems
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anybody that would ever reach the level of a Hillary Clinton or the level of a duo like the Clintons they would have
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these sorts of people working on their behalf I'd be part of their team you ready are you ready to pick which one
The Ten
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you think is the least likely to be an actual truth yeah yeah you mind if I run
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down the ten again real quick of course okay number ten was the Monica
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Lewinsky scandal was all Hilary's idea number nine was Chelsea Clinton is not
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Bill Clinton's daughter number eight was Hillary as a lesbian number seven is
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Hillary is a body double or clone of some sort no no that she has a double oh
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yeah okay there is still a real Hillary Clinton out there but there's also a double right yes number six is that
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Hillary is too unhealthy to take any of the offices that she aspires to number
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five is that Donald Trump was a plant it was secretly working with the Clinton
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family of the Democratic Party number four is an extension of that idea which indicates that Donald Trump as a
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plant that is not just meant to inch to one election for the Democrats but is meant to ensure many elections down the
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road by getting impeached and destroying the Republican Party number three is the Clinton body count number two is the
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Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin sinister sisters a Muslim terrorist conspiracy
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theory and number one is Hillary Clinton's secret police now out of those the one that I spoke about most recently
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the thought that Hillary Clinton is a Muslim terrorist to me that is the least believable of these conspiracy theories
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okay that's not a bad pic I'll allow it that's not bad at all right I'm torn
The Plant
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because there was a to contradict at each other the Clinton plant so that Trump himself was a plant to give her
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the victory Vice Trump winning the election so he could be a peach so
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Hillary could what was the reason for him being the peached the reason that he was impeached in reality was that he
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arranged a quid pro quo with the president of our Ukraine he asked the president of Ukraine to investigate his
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political rival or specifically his political rivals son and his business dealings in Ukraine and in exchange for
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that president Trump would not only give him the international aid that was
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allotted by the Congress and paid for by the United States taxpayers which Trump
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was obligated to give many ways but he would also arrange a White House visit with the Ukrainian president so the new
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things in exchange for an investigation into a political robber okay sorry I asked the question wrong my
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apologies I you thank you for answering that that's fight that was what Trump that was the Trump and P Schmidt that we
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just had but the Clintons wanted Trump to be impeached because this would cause
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an identity crisis for the GOP and move it more towards the center giving Democrats an easy ride for a few years
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that was their goal if he was to be impeached had this been a conspiracy so those two contradict each other so I
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believe one of them is definitely the least likely I think the least likely
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one is the impeachment plan I think to have him in office just to see him impeached
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I think is the most that's to were just too risky to have him in office because he could just swerve anyways I don't
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think he's somebody that you should rely on like I think the Clintons we would know that that trumps probably not
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someone he should have a quarterback in your team I think I agree with you in that that would have been such a stretch
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to believe you can control all of the things especially knowing going into
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2016 that the Republicans control the Senate that it was going to be difficult to wrestle that from them and that they
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would be the ones ultimately in control of impeachment to me honestly that conspiracy theory just does not make
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sense given what we knew in 2016 about the political climate exactly so there
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you go number four the impeachment plan that's the least likely in my books so that is the worst of the best of these
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conspiracy theories of Hillary Clinton and quite frankly I think the risk of very well yeah yeah if she's a lesbian I
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don't care just remember everyone in front of every silver lining there is a cloud and we're here to help you find it
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thank you thank you for coming on and filling in and being a guest host on this episode I hope to have a yawn again
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someday it was absolutely my pleasure and if we ever get the chance to talk about any of
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these wacky topics I'm your man awesome all right brother have a good night take care
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