From Lizard People to Illuminati: The Craziest Conspiracy Theories

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welcome to the worst of the best podcast
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Ryan and
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Ruben all right welcome everyone to the
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wor of the best podcast I am one of the
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hosts Ryan and with me as always is my
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brother Ruben all right now if you if
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you're wondering why we're wearing this
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uh well first of all for those listening
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to the podcast well okay you're right
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ribben so if you're listening to this
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podcast on our it the government is
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that's right so you saw the title of
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this episode it is the worst of the best
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of conspiracy theories Ruben and I are
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currently wearing our tinf foil hats now
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this is no joke right Ruben no no these
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are real tin foil
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hats we we look absolutely ridiculous
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this is the first time I've seen a hat
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that doesn't fit your head Ryan yeah I
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don't have any that's too big for your
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head I should say yeah this this tinf
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fall hat is a little bit tooo big for my
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head so for those also watching you may
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notice that we're wearing the same shirt
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with inverted colors that's a conspiracy
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well I G see or is it oh so how is that
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possible Ron that on today of our
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Conspiracy Theory videos we are wearing
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inverted colored shirts to bad word just
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in the top 10 conspiracy theories that's
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number 11 okay so the top 10 conspiracy
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theories Ruben are you a conspiracy
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theorist are there any we now you
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haven't looked at this list have you no
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I haven't okay oh your CH full hat just
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fell off the G is knowing my thoughts
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all right I don't think I can wear this
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anymore I don't think I can wear this
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anymore are you Craig just joined Craig
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how's it going buddy we're wearing tin
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foil hats Craig to stop the government
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from hearing our thoughts and it's
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certainly stopping for anyone watching
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this podcast so it's working so Ruben
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are there any conspiracy theories off
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the top of your tinf foil head that you
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subscribe to probably not though I'm
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opened that I don't know everything I
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don't know everything either okay I will
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just say as a personal aside I enjoy a
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good conspiracy theory I enjoy I hate to
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interrupt this program we've just been
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called out that our hats are not pointy
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enough uh the signal can still get
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through okay s all right oh man this is
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as good as it's going to get
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okay I can't do it anymore I keep
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looking at my hat you going to wear that
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I'm dedicated to the bit well rib is
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covered up as a bald head so that's what
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I don't have a bald head what are we
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talking about I'm a truther that's
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another that's another conspiracy theory
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you're trying to put to the internet
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what's classified as a conspiracy theory
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that perhaps you think might be okay
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well I've got a few in my head and I
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haven't looked at the complete list so
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we're going to read through the list
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yeah and I don't want to give away
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things that are going to be in the list
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so maybe as we go through the list I
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will say and maybe you can say and we'll
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sa for the record things these are
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things that we could subscribe to things
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that we go or these are things that are
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completely woner Bonkers wonky wony and
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Bonkers which is wonkers what I like
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about conspiracy theories what makes
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them fun to watch on YouTube and things
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like that or listen to podcasts about
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conspiracy theories oh I just talk one
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that I okay before we get there is that
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we talk about these things their ability
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to piece things together their ability
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to tell a story from something where if
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you were to tell me hey Ryan here's a
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dollar bill give me a conspiracy theory
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from this dollar bill I'd be like I
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don't know but then I watch a YouTube
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video on the dollar bill conspiracy
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theory like the eye and the pyramid and
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all this stuff you're like oh that's
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interesting I would I would never
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thought of that so at the very least I
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can find their theories are interesting
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okay so ribon what's the theory that you
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kind of I do believe that gone to the
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Moon Man kind has gone to the Moon okay
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put the foot footprint on to the Moon I
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don't believe that all the times that
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we're watching the astronauts in space
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that they're in space yeah that okay so
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let's we'll get to that so here we go
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here is
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America's top Mo 10 most popular
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conspiracy theories and by the way I'm G
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being wrong oh I'm wrong about
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everything so all right what you wrong
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about that yeah see I know you can't be
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wrong about being wrong right all right
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so here we go here are the most Comm
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Comm conspiracy theories of the recent
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past so I guess we could say yeah this
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is the most recent theories out there
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and we could argue that the rise of the
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Trump has brought to the Forefront a lot
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of conspiracy theories I I feel like
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conspiracy theory not propaganda but
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podcasts and YouTube videos have really
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increased last couple years though
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they've been around for a long time okay
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let's scroll down number 10 let's work
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our way we want to work our way up I
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don't think this in any kind of
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just for fun okay where's number right
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there that's okay all right oh here we
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go number 10 I don't know so here is
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number 10 I have a customer who believes
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this R why don't you read the evens and
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I'll read the odds the Holocaust did not
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happen you would think that there's no
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doubting well documented historical fact
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that six million Jews are being
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exterminated by German Nazis in the
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recent past supported by thousand okay
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so we're not going to read everything no
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we're not going to read everything so
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number 10 the Holocaust now we're not
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we're not saying this I don't want
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anyone to take a sound bite from our
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show and say that this is what we're
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saying the Holocaust did not happen is
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the number 10 is number 10 now
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that did six million Jews die I mean is
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that my understanding are we being lied
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to I mean are we really being lied to
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for the record Ruben and I we don't know
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all these theories we're just basically
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reading the headlines of these theories
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we're just reading the headlines but
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that being said I think that's a pretty
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bold claim for these theorists
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conspiracy theorists to say that this
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never happened that 6 million Jews did
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not die I believe that this is rooted in
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racism this might be rooted in racism
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the reason why I think that is well
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quite frankly with Stalin I think it was
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28 million died right that's that's a
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lot more than 28 million so so I think
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if someone's really like well that
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didn't happen like why why are you
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that's a good point so why didn't it
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happen we're not going into that I I
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dare not even what what's the word I'm
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looking for um entertain the idea of why
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we would say Jews didn't get genocides
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have happened since the beginning of
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time that's one of them in my opinion
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all right so that's conspiracy number 10
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so that's one I do not subscribe oh yeah
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we got to say it so ribbon do you
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subscribed to the Holocaust did not
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happen I do not subscribe to that I
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believe that it did happen or what would
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we have Saving Private Ry be all about
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right right number nine
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Chemtrails this is another conspiracy
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theory main State the idea is that the
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trails that you spot in the sky behind
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planes are actually Chemtrails and some
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kind of chemicals sprayed with the
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government to control the population
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they're not getting me well that's the
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control they're making you believe no
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that's the control the they're making
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you believe that this isn't
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working that's you've heard of this one
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Ruben yeah now every time I see a
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chemtrail I always think to myself what
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are they spraying like what is the
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control I don't know so my question to
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the conspiracy theories people is what
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are they
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spraying and what are they making me do
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I think I my understanding is that they
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trying to control the population put
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cancers out there that sort of thing
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control the weather to make it more
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gloomy that life's not as Sunny makes
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you shop more apparently well my wife's
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addicted to she's chem she's chemtrail
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victim of chemtrailing but I remember we
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we lived near the American Border and I
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remember seeing a plane come in I had a
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I had a cooworker who was into
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Chemtrails and so I'm like oh here
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there's a plane with a chemtrail on it
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and came in and then it did a loop right
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at the border it went back I'm like What
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airplane would be doing this so for me I
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don't subscribe to the chemtrail thing
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though we do know that there is weather
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modification that does happen weather
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modification does happen yes um but
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control the population I it's so big
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it's so big that I just I don't I do not
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subscribe and I never smell anything so
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what are these chemicals are they are
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scent free as far as I can tell you just
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may used to it it's kind of like the
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smell of your house you know used to it
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or the cham Trail is working and making
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me think that I'm not smelling it I got
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the tin full hat on so I know all right
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okay number eight number eight the FDA
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is withholding the cure for cancer oh
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I'm so glad I got this one so yes Riv
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why don't you explain to our listeners
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why you're I am a cancer survivor yes if
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I had ingested every vitamin pill lotion
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whatever that was offered to me by
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well-meaning
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found me and friends I wouldn't have
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room to eat real food right I wouldn't
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have the budget for it between all the
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shark cartilage and wheat grass I
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remember one time I got a phone
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call Reuben what are you doing about
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your cancer I'm like actually I'm the
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hospital now
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Jim Ruben Ruben you got to get out there
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you have the beautiful young family
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don't want you to die no very thoughtful
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isn't that a very nice sentiment it's
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very nice he didn't want you to die I
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don't want to die either that said one
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of the things that kind of H me off is
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that somebody sent me a link they're
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very serious about how the Jews were
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according to this link that was sent to
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me I'm not saying this that the Jews
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were the ones behind this they had the
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Cure that they want you to be sick so
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that you know again we're talking about
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our earlier comment about the racism
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about the Holocaust not happening the
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Jewish population seems to be a kind of
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mixed in these so so yeah okay so maybe
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I don't believe that because I'm
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apparently 0.1% Jew there you go that's
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part of it all right number seven the
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moon landing was fak okay I love this
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one and this is now talk about
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subscribing to I have been on the fence
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of this one several several times you
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watch the video and you're like it never
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happened okay so this one has a lot
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going forward I'll give the conspiracy
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theorist credit on this one absolutely
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they have a lot going in their favor and
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proving I think on their end with their
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proof that the moon landing was indeed
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faked I'm on the fence too because
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here's where I'm on the fence and I've
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done a lot of quote unquote research I
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don't know much research you can do with
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conspiracy theories but the proof that
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I've seen is stuff like you know the the
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flag waving in the wind you know who's
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taking the pictures of the picture with
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the footage coming from the Moon Down to
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Earth in real time in 1969 I can't get a
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proper cell coverage of my house
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like literally the cell tower my house
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from my house doesn't get my cell phone
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different different technology but I
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hear what you're saying they're able to
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get the live feed from the Moon all the
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way to people's homes while they're
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lining on the moon here's the thing so
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they did this has been proven they did
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do Studio filming of a moonl You could
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argue that was them practicing movements
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you know so there's there's video out
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there on YouTube You'll see where they
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show wires astronauts with being
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wired this is Moon footage and you see
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the astronauts doing the walk that they
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do and they show the wires they point
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the you know astute viewers time time
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see they didn't think the internet would
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be around where people could watch this
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thing a hundred times sure uh also all
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the nas NASA has burned and destroyed
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all the footage and everything to do
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with the moon landings has been
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destroyed yeah that's hard like these
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things have happened right there's wires
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on the astronauts there's actually
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footage of recent uh Moon station
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footage of guys going in the background
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on wires like during CNN broadcasts yeah
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I've seen that I've seen okay so it
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actually shows the people in the wires
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now
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so what I'm saying is there has been
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real fake footage filmed and I think
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that's used to trick and manipulate
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people why I don't know you could say
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that you know the moon race and all that
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stuff now did now here's the thing about
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what I'm talking about about the uh the
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relay of information from the moon to
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the earth so what they could have done
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is they could have
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shown the moon practi footage to the US
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population or world population but then
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and they could have been on the moon at
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the same time but they just didn't have
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the ability to show it while they're on
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the moon so there's that idea so sure
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the footage is fake but the moonlanding
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still could have happened so this is
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where it gets really Mucky for me I
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don't know what's your thoughts on the
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moonlanding I think it happened okay and
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if I'm wrong I'm wrong well yeah I have
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no idea I I don't even remember my
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postal code half the time let alone the
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moonland was fake that's number seven
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that's a good one that's a fun one it's
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a fun one it's a fun one because
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nobody's harmed in that sense unless
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you're on the Challenger nobody's
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nobody's harmed in the making of this
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moonland you know what I mean there's no
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you know our great uncle uh worked for n
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yeah he was a rocket
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scientist yeah literally a rocket
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scientist yeah yeah yeah does it take a
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rocket scientist Ruben to figure out
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number six oh it's me right yeah aliens
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are contacting us I was actually
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thinking about this earlier today okay
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aliens people beings that don't live on
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this Earth yeah yeah yeah are saying hey
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earthlings what's up and yeah yeah I
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believe it I do too because again this
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is one where I can subscribe to to a
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certain degree in the sense of like
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people who know me family who know me
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through the I've had I've seen things in
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my personal life that I can't explain
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now it could just be as simple as my
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brain hallucinating sure but I've seen
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things in the sky I've seen things in my
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window it's scary me yeah just Ruben
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looking at my window and you hear a lot
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of different accounts from people where
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it's like why is everyone making this up
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like around the world around the world
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people who don't know each other are
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sharing the same
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stories and they're not making money on
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this there's no like oh yeah I'm a
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millionaire cuz I told the US full story
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you know so in fact you're mocked you're
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teased no you know there's very little
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gain to tell a story about aliens but
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it's one I would love I would love that
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to happen I don't depends on the depends
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on the type of probe you get I've heard
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you seen that South Park episode no okay
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both Ruben and I kind of semi subscrib I
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am open to believe that we're not the
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only specimens out there if we are it's
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a sad Universe it's a sad universe as
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long as they got this pocket this is a
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good one man this okay number five yeah
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you know what okay well let me see what
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it is sure sure sure our listeners and
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viewers don't know what I'm saying so
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JFK assassination now he got killed so
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we know that he got killed spoil alert I
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haven't watched the movie yet yeah yeah
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if you haven't seen the 1991 Kevin
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cooster filmed JFK spoil alert JFK dies
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in the film what I was gonna say is that
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you treated me to this movie in 91 I did
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yeah yeah yeah yeah I L this movie yeah
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it was it was a fun fun movie The Magic
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Bullet yeah
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this was easy this one's totally easy
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without reading the actual verbage on
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this basically they're saying JFK was
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killed by the government was killed was
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not killed by Lee Harvey Oswald that
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there was a multiple Shooters many
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witnesses saw and more than one gunshot
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from you know the grassy null the uh
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shooter from the buildings there's more
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than one shot and the way the bullets uh
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the trajectory of the bullets it could
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have been one bullet it was multiple
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bolts coming from different ways you
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know Mar uh just said I was hoping you
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would JFK yeah and that's what Jack O
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said oh too soon too soon so JFK why was
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he killed again there was something
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about the Vietnam War he wanted out of
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the Vietnam War war is money this is a
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great one so conspir I think this is not
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even barely conspiracy theory I think
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the idea is officially still Lee Harvey
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oswal is the lone killer officially
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that's the story but there's so much
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evidence that shows that it was not just
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one shooter to say that the government's
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not capable of killing its own kind
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that's kind of that's naive I would say
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sure yeah I uh where were you when JFK
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was shot do you remember that day oh I
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remember it just like yeah uh our
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parents would remember if you ask any of
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our listeners or viewers ask your
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parents where they were when JFK got
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killed they'll tell you it's one of
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those things where they'll be able to
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tell you where were you and Princess Di
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died good question I was coming off the
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ferry when Princess Diana was killed I
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was coming off the ferry and Jason met
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me at the ferry to pick me up for a
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concert uh we were going to see uh
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we are gonna go see nxcess in Vancouver
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and Princess D died good show that night
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so they did a im memorium at the show
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for Princess Diana like a what was the
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song yeah in excess yeah suicide blonde
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yeah oh man we are okay we are terrible
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what's the next one here okay number
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four Ruben scroll and I'll read it yeah
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I'm getting there does your thing yeah
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got oh this one's a fun one okay ribben
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lizard people a AKA reptilians are
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running the
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world yeah this one I have very this
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one's not even fun it's fun to talk
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about but the idea that there's lizard
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people under our skin that
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we're why are they
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lizards yes why why lizards they' be
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better off just saying that they're
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Androids it'd make more sense to say
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they're Androids or robots that look
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like humans like a how dare you mock the
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lizard people those that are trying to
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bring the truth of the lizard people
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sorry let me protect myself from the
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lizard people yes I I don't believe that
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there that one's that one's terrible do
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you ever remember the TV show in the 80s
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called V yeah I forgot about that show
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it was scary that was scary We Were
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Young We Were Young oh my goodness and
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that's what that show's about well sort
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of I don't remember the gist of the show
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but they were aliens and they would they
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would look like humans but they would
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take their skin off their face and they'
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be lizards underneath underneath the
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skin so I would assume this lizard
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people conspiracy theory was right for a
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reboot yeah no they had a reboot jeez
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already came and went wow the lizard
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people shut that down real quick yeah
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yeah so lizard people you don't want to
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come to Canada it's too cold stay where
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it's hot down in South us all right all
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right I don't subscribe to that one at
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all sorry there's a for fun though if
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for fun just go on YouTube and do Justin
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Bieber lizard there's a video of him
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having his eyes go lizard like yes have
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you seen that yes oh have you seen it
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love it oh just YouTube has kept me
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awake many many nights the YouTube room
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hole is amazing okay all right number
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three and we gotta be careful we don't
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be uh this one's in recent history so
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this is our closest one right now the
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taxa 911 we're inside job so there's a
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community of truthers out there that's
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emerged around the idea that the
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terrorist attacks of 911 were actually
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orchestrated by the US government
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stemming for the White House itself uh
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they believe that the Bush
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Administration had Advanced knowledge of
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the attacks allowed to happen so they
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could evade Iraq and Advance their
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agenda before we get into how we feel
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about that I will say there has been
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proof indisputable proof about Pearl
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Harbor that did much of the same thing
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they had intercepted radio Transmissions
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of the U sorry of the Japanese Fleet
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eons before they made their attack they
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knew that the Japanese fleet was in
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there this is before I believe this is
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before satellites I get don't get me
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wrong I don't know what kind of
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satellites were like in in the World War
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II if they were even around but they
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they had radio interception and they
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they knew that the Japanese fleet was
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there what does that mean I don't know
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so there's some indication that the
19:36
surprise attack wasn't as much as a
19:38
surprise and we all know what happened
19:40
after the bomb into Pearl Harbor
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American lives were lost they then enter
19:44
the war and you could you could argue
19:46
this is where truthers come in for 911
19:49
is they will say hey we got we waged
19:52
this war on terrorism whatever it is and
19:54
it's just it's just created a KU fuffle
19:58
of stuff since then but yeah with Pearl
20:00
Harbor I was always disappointed with
20:02
the racism that happened with it yes
20:04
well racism has happened with calling
20:06
Asians bad drivers that was just an
20:07
accident yeah but it wasn't an accident
20:10
Pearl
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Harbor yes it was on purpose 911 well no
20:14
actually the comicazi were they're all
20:16
poor Pilots they did not mean to crash
20:18
their planes into the they were they
20:20
were later listed as war heroes for for
20:23
Japan but they were just really bad
20:25
Pilots it's
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terrible what do you mean
20:29
those life lost I know it's terrible
20:31
comicazi are crazy they're crazy that
20:33
but that's the way to do it I tell
20:36
recently wasn't that Pearl Harbor with
20:39
Ben Affleck and yeah yeah Kate Beckel
20:41
yeah Josh Harner whatever happened to
20:43
him Josh Haren yeah whatever happened to
20:45
him boy he was like a heart I would love
20:47
to be a one hit wonder type of anyways
20:50
so yeah did the government know did they
20:53
orchestrate at Ruben I've watched a lot
20:56
lot of people I can see why people
20:59
believe it yeah I don't fault anybody
21:01
for believing in these conspiracy
21:02
theories I really don't I think it's the
21:03
safest answer I don't mean I don't mean
21:05
to protect you or be but I think I've
21:08
done as much research on 911 if not more
21:10
so than I've done the moon landings but
21:12
because it's so sensitive because lives
21:14
were lost a nation was in mourning and
21:17
then lights were further lost and
21:18
further engagements with with the Enemy
21:20
yeah it's tough to say that the American
21:22
government did it because what that
21:24
means is the American government killed
21:25
its own people to for a greater good
21:28
they would see I don't know why they did
21:30
anyways yeah so it's tough to say that
21:31
you subscribe to it but I will say that
21:33
there's been a lot of misinformation a
21:36
lot of things that don't make sense when
21:37
they come out like the Pentagon for I'll
21:40
just say the Pentagon yeah where is the
21:42
where is the plane debris where is it
21:45
why is it every time there's a plane
21:46
crash 911 there's no plane I I don't get
21:48
why there's a plane crash everywhere
21:50
else we have plane pieces and body parts
21:52
and fuselage and all this stuff but when
21:55
the plane hits the Pentagon we have no
21:57
you know we have no debris all we have
21:59
is a hole the size of a missile that's
22:01
all I'm saying that's the evidence but
22:03
what do I know about plane crashes maybe
22:05
maybe every plane crash gets obliterated
22:07
and becomes nothing maybe I'm wrong so I
22:10
don't know a side note 2008 my wife and
22:14
I on 911 2008 were at the memorial there
22:18
which was just a big hole in the ground
22:19
at the time
22:22
and the fire hall that was across the
22:24
street there seeing the the firefighters
22:26
there and the memorial for them and them
22:28
just they were in tears drinking and
22:30
right well that's what I'm getting at
22:32
it's like it's just so it happened
22:34
there's no conspiracy there that it did
22:35
H like lives were lost so I I guess my
22:38
thought is I guess you get to choose
22:40
what you believe right right and so I
22:42
just choose to believe that either which
22:45
way they're
22:46
Heroes the the firefighters not the yeah
22:49
not the plane that's right drivers
22:51
that's right they're I just want another
22:53
I don't want another like some take a
22:55
snippet from this yeah yeah okay anyways
22:58
moving into something more cheery let's
23:00
see what the next one is yeah all right
23:01
here we go this this is more cheery this
23:03
speaking of Donald Trump Donald Trump
23:05
really pushed this during President
23:07
Obama's administration that President
23:09
Obama wasn't born in the US and maybe he
23:11
was a secret hey this this is mine oh I
23:13
I apologize my I still you do number one
23:16
then I'll continue with this I remember
23:18
believing When Donald Trump would talk I
23:20
was like man I don't I don't think I
23:22
don't think Obama was born I thought
23:24
that he had some type of solid
23:26
information that were going to come out
23:27
there was a time that Donald had
23:30
credibility so much credibility that
23:31
when he like when he was doing this
23:34
Obama was born in Kenya type dialogue
23:36
yeah uh I I listened because I like why
23:38
would Donald say things that were so
23:40
outrageous why would he say such
23:41
[Laughter]
23:44
outrageous oh I was oh the young was so
23:47
young back then so he's a secret Muslim
23:50
too sure whatever maybe
23:52
whatever he's a Muslim M goes on if if
23:56
you don't like him you don't like him
23:57
right yeah but I remember him saying
23:59
like I got I got information it's GNA be
24:00
coming very soon yeah you know that was
24:03
like forever ago yeah there's no
24:05
information just a big lie just a pot
24:08
store so you don't subscribe to Obama no
24:12
no okay though we have said before in
24:13
our podcast it is a crazy name Obama
24:17
Hussein like come on yeah you know like
24:20
you think his parents would have named
24:21
like Ray Charles Smith and then then it
24:23
would be like okay no nobody named Ray
24:25
Charles Smith is a Muslim but anyway
24:28
okay ribbon here you go secret group
24:31
controlling the world otherwise known as
24:33
the Illuminati Illuminati New World
24:36
Order their end goal is supposedly to
24:39
create the New World Order which will
24:40
dissolve National boundaries and
24:42
people's identities which will allow for
24:44
total authoritative control over the
24:47
whole world that will never happen it
24:49
can't happen like total control but
24:51
maybe if you were to say with the aliens
24:53
on yeah well that's right sorry hey
24:56
Illuminati try to get me now
24:59
by cash me outside cash me outside how
25:02
about that Illuminati Cody just joined
25:04
us Cody how's it going we were going
25:06
through the top 10 and we're on number
25:07
one right now so you came in a little
25:08
bit late go back and listen to the show
25:10
we did talk about lizard people
25:11
absolutely the Illuminati their goal is
25:13
to control the world New World New World
25:15
Order even if this was true who do I
25:18
attack where do I go where what where do
25:21
I show my my sign of that's where they
25:23
get you I know I'm I'm a sheep I'm
25:25
helpless H okay anyways Illuminati for
25:28
listening step it up a little bit you
25:30
know because we've been talking about
25:31
this new world order for like 20
25:33
honestly if somebody could take more
25:34
control of my life I think that'd be
25:35
yeah that' be great take control of the
25:36
world let's go like why I have some
25:38
stuff that I need to get done or not
25:39
done I don't I don't know someone could
25:42
just guide me there R what's your worst
25:44
pick so we're not gonna we just list the
25:45
top 10 conspiracy theories out there I
25:48
already have my pick so we're picking
25:50
what we think is the worst of the top 10
25:52
conspiracy theories I have my pick RI do
25:54
you have yours I do let's do the same
25:56
time I know you don't like doing it
25:57
let's do the same time same time 1 2
25:59
three Holocaust okay so yeah the idea
26:03
that people could subscribe that the
26:04
Holocaust did not happen I mean we have
26:06
proof that's like one of the only things
26:08
we almost have proof on we have video
26:09
footage we have Diaries we have the
26:12
Holocaust Museum we have the Holocaust
26:14
Museum we survivors we don't have the
26:16
lizard you know show me some footage of
26:18
lizard people and then we'll talk all
26:19
right remember front of every Silver
26:21
Lining there's a cloud and we're here to
26:24
help you find that by like right now I
26:27
am bald you are B
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