The Worst of the Best Podcast

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welcome to the worst of the best podcast
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you wanted the best well they didn't
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freak him naked so here's what you get
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from Canada Ryan and Reuben
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welcome to the worst of the best podcast
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I am Ryan and with me as always on this
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podcast is my brother Reuben hey Ryan
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hey Reuben so I have a song in my head
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okay these are the days the days I know
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these are the days I know you know the
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song from kids in the hall
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I know I know holiday time though David
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Hoffner he works in my debt store he's
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worked for 12 years he'll probably work
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here for more
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these days
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these other days I know I know I know
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there you go you know that song No
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anyways I kinda wish there was these are
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the Tom's I know the ripple of Tom
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Cruise continues when we talked about
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Tom Cruise on that podcast a few
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episodes ago we accidentally called Tom
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Hanks and then we wouldn't we did the
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Tom Hanks episode we accidentally called
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him Tom Cruise let me mention Tom Bergen
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and Tom Bergeron yes never like I got
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the tick confused yeah we got those
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confused and we realize there are a lot
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of celebrities named Tom and so on
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today's episode we want to talk about
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actors with the name Tom or Thomas
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there's about 35 names we're not gonna
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go through all of them because some of
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them both Reuben I don't know enough to
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form an opinion therefore they're not
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the best they could be the best cuz we
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can't even talk about them so our job is
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to talk about the worst of the best
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actors and celebrities named Tom all
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right you ready to go yeah Tom
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Hiddleston so we're gonna go on an order
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of IMDB if you want to follow along on
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your computers or pcs or whatever
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product you're looking at actors with
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Thomas is what we're looking at and I
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don't know what order they're going they
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say you're sort by list order or date
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added this will just do list order what
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that list is probably because of the
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Avengers Tom Hiddleston's number one but
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so he's an actor famously known for The
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Avengers his name is Thomas William
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Hillston he's from London he played Loki
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and the Avengers I liked him as Loki
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great actor he's obviously been a lot of
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things but he's in it like a TV show
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right now okay he wasn't called Skull
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Island which I really enjoyed he was in
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a TV series called the night manager so
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people that are fans of his I know all
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this stuff but he's been in tons of
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shows tons of movies this guy has had a
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prolific career and his stars rising
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spoil alert he dies does he infinity war
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blast when they give up yeah I'm seeing
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it oh sorry
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all right yeah all right no more
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spoilers well I'll tell you this much he
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told me enough he doesn't take you long
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to find out the spoiler all right still
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I'm just sayin all right all right Tom
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Hardy I got very confused between Tom
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Hardy and Tom Brady for whatever reason
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I thought they were the same person
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okay I was like houses
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I that's such a big football career a
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big acting career I was like kind of
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hesitant to see him in Mad Max good luck
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come on football and Mad Max okay room
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that's you might be the only person on
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this planet but absolutely true
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thing I thought Tom Hardy Tom Brady with
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the same plan I really did I really did
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I mean how much more good fortune would
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either need to have to be a suppose I
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could bring around it hit pain tell
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sense I love Tom Hardy I love Tom Hardy
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Tom Hardy fanatic he's got a TV series
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called taboo which I highly recommend
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he was course Mad Max he's got a new Mad
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Max coming out he's obviously playing
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venom and the recently released version
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but ya know I'd like to yeah it sounds
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like it's fun a TV show called peaky
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blinders of course Dunkirk and droid
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dunker the revenant he was amazing in a
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legend he's amazing in Boy of course
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Sabine I loved his performance in Spain
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The Dark Knight Rises
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inception of course was great I'm gonna
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have a little spoiler here I don't think
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Tom Hardy's gonna be anywhere near a
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worthless of anyone's I couldn't imagine
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ya by all that he's very good at
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football he's a terrible football player
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yeah though you might be good to have to
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crawl we know all right it's a loser
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next Tom Tom Hanks Tom Hanks for those
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who haven't heard it go back and listen
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to your Tom Hanks episode we don't see
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much more than that
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Tom Hanks Oh we'll say he's in my
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favorite movie of all time
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that's right Cass way well spoiler if
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you're gonna listen that episode anyways
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Tom Hanks not much more to say cool
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listener Tom makes episode next to gave
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us tom felton of course probably because
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of his portrayal of Drake Malfoy in the
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Harry Potter series that's what he's
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most famous for that's why he's number
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four I never saw those you have a seen
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Harry Park I've never seen one of them
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are you gonna ever let your kids
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watching oh yeah yeah what my daughter's
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just finished her part of four okay and
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she's gonna finish up to seven and then
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just gonna watch the movies our kids
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love Harry Potter uh-huh and it might be
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fun for the cousins to do some
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sleepovers or some sort of night viewing
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or yeah a weekly or bi-weekly
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get-together swish over the holidays
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yeah yeah watch a couple in a row over
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like a month period well she's not gonna
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watch any until she's done
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book seven okay well a couple years ago
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no no she's she's pretty quick okay
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because the kids love it
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bless her for reading them by the way so
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good for her great series okay
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so tom felton so Reuben you're not too
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familiar with them so I guess you can't
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really pick as yours if you saw Harry
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Potter sighs betray you wouldn't there's
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no way you would say he's the worst at
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the Tom's but maybe you would number
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five Tom Waits
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are you familiar with him he's that
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gravelly voice guy yeah he was in the
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Scrooge with Bill Murray the taxi driver
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yeah I actually had one of those records
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he had my box at different records with
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different artists on it I bought it
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because like Eddie Vedder was on it I
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forget what that was called and somebody
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stole it for me oh really
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yeah I'm not seeing it on Wikipedia
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maybe because it's a compilation album
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or some like that yeah
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barks etch
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won't sing too
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Singh
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seemed to
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was that one no before I know maybe I
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got it mixed up all right yeah who knows
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number six Tom Cruise again if you want
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to listen to that episode go back listen
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to our Tom Cruise exclusive episode hear
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all of our thoughts and feelings on Tom
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Cruise next Tom Berenger this is the
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reason why we're doing this list see we
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got confused with mr. Tom Berenger and
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the guy that does Tom Bergeron yeah I
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could put this put those two together
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Tom Berenger Tom Bergeron that's the
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same Tom really Tom Barrett Tom Berenger
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was best known for the movies sniper and
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platoon and some other films and Tom
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Bergeron for America's Funniest Home
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Videos I don't think I could probably
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pronounce either their last names I
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think I'm done okay good for you Tom
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Berenger and Tom Bergeron I could get
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Tommy Lee Jones number eight Tommy Lee
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Jones another solid actor oh yeah the
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happiest man in Hollywood I know he was
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fantastic and the fugitive men and black
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men in black No Country for Old Men Cobb
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Cobb where he played a cankerous
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baseball player just recite the lions
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okay yeah put on the outfit we hit the
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lines then you're good
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the fugitive where you played that
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cankerous US Marshal Cobb where you play
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a cankerous baseball player Jason Bourne
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where you played a cankerous CIA
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director Menna black where he played at
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cankers Agent K more than 46 look I had
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to be his eighties Batman Forever where
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he played a cankerous Harvey Dent to
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face a natural-born killers we played a
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cankers warden either solid the first
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age he has never looked young I Google
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right now Tommy Lee Jones kid as a child
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he probably the same pockmarked scarred
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face the womb look good like he's Freddy
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Krueger Wow yeah I guess he had some bad
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acne that didn't stop him either what
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wolf it may be the mumps I'm not sure
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yeah so Tom Lee Jones Google his high
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school pitcher Tommy Lee Jones has never
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been a child
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his high school picture he's 44 like
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Benjamin Button II know just born an old
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man he's never been young
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he has never been young he's probably
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younger than us in us Oh easily
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oh he's never been young that is insane
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there's wrinkles are better actors than
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most people yeah all right move them
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forward Tom Wilkinson the famous British
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actor I don't know I don't know you
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don't know okay we'll move off to that
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one
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Tom Gibson no no I know from Dharma Greg
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and coal mines Thomas Jane no Tom
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scription
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oh that guy I like that I like Dharma
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Greg yeah so Thomas Gibson from Dharma
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gray he's also been in Criminal Minds
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forever
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he got fired from the show for something
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I can't remember why some sort of
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whatever Thomas Jane he was the Punisher
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for a bit he was in the movie the myth
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Stephen King's of the Mist
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okay a very good actor then we got actor
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director but the director writer Paul
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Thomas Anderson wrote punch-drunk love
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and Mongolia with Tom Cruise
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remember again you know the movies when
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you see them yeah I think I Bakley
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recognize them your hair advice with the
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master there'll be blood I remember that
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yeah he wrote all those he wrote that he
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wrote everything he directs he wrote
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there were blood that can I did yes oh
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yeah he writes everything you do how's
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incredible Magnolia Tom Cruise really
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movie nights was this big one that he I
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mean that was one that got him on them
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some said it was a little long yeah have
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you seen the master with Philip Seymour
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Hoffman no and walking Phoenix very good
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the Scientology yeah it's not but it is
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meet me I don't know the master they
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know Tom Skerritt Skerritt another actor
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who's never been young Tom Skerritt
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Tommy Lee Jones have always looked old
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as Tom Tom Sawyer was in alien and he
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looked 65 an alien that came on 1979
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well hey this is related but not related
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the new predator movie yeah I saw it
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yeah terrible I know why terrible eyes a
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bad why give me a one sense review why
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it's bad the opening scene right after
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the trailers I thought it was another
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trailer
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look at the way in brothers movie what
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doing like a spoof on sci-fi the
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graphics were so bad I thought this was
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like you're getting tricked
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you know that well the movies gonna
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start but no it's just gonna be a comedy
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on like a Wayne Brothers spoof movie
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like the graphics were terrible the
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acting so that action wasn't that bad
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but terrible lions the predator walk
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around just look like a man in the suit
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walking around I think it wasn't mad at
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- well yeah it was it was just terrible
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I laughed out loud during one scene we
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weren't supposed to force the post but
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that said I was entertained because it
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was so campy oh it was almost bad enough
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to be good oh yeah okay I think I see
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like a piggy like another one with the
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same cast same but I would just see it
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just so ironically you would see the
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sequel the same cast yeah yeah yeah
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because it was just so bad oh man yeah
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but Tom scared let's go back Tom
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Skerritt so I wasn't know that sure
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picket fences which I really enjoy when
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that was out mm-hmm Tom is he in church
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you know I love Tom mutters yeah he's
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great
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Tom say his church was uh the big movie
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sideways has also played a psyche
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character where my fear westerns of all
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time tombstones to stone he was a Spider
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Man 3 as the Sandman but he's in that
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other show was a TV show he was in and
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Oregon something wings oh yeah do you
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know what our grandpa Mike what his
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favorite show was no fear factor oh
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really
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so here's Joe Rogan he's a Joe Rogan the
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fan is that hilarious
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good for him yeah yeah me Andrew Thomas
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well let's last thing toss this is
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before I just yeah you're right you're
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right sure yeah Tom Welling from
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Smallville I was friends with somebody
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who's friends at them that's really cool
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yeah any insights anything you could
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tell her Smallville fans sure she was a
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makeup artist for Tom Welling
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she was the safe friend I guess he could
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say right is he was married at the time
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he was going through a divorce or
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separation right I don't know if it went
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through or not and so he spent a lot of
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nights on her couch oh wow
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I'm sure she was excited to have Tom
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William on her couch so he's going
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through divorce or a separation at the
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time right and he crashed at your
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friend's house yeah yeah yeah yeah if
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someone were to play our movie
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rebel Wilson oh wow she was rebel Wilson
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and she the same birthday amber Wilson
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if she was in the movie shell hell
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she'll be playing what everyone saw
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Haley's but apparently the very nice guy
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and right now he's currently on the show
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Lucifer playing Marcus Pierce I did not
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know that
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yeah he's on 22 episodes Wow Wow well
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good for him
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yeah I liked him hey you know what he
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was a great I'd love small Bella so
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every season and he was a great great
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Clark Kent great Superman yeah
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very handsome young man he's 6-3 yay
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speaking of handsome men Tom Selleck no
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one could beat that mustache I loved
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magnum p.i my wife and I watch that show
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blue bloods at he's in he's great he was
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also great as so I character our friends
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I yell a lot of my friends yeah so he's
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gray I love the way he talks the way he
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moves his melted mustache something
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about it you've read about Tom Wopat
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how could you forget Tom Wolfe at Dukes
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of Hazzard yeah the Confederate play
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goes well Tom Wopat Doe is a favorite
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actor of a Donald Trump Tom Sizemore how
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much you were Tom Sizemore I didn't
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recognize the name but I can't even
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prior Ryan okay hey not enough to speak
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to him not enough for me to put him on
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the worst earth or the best you know I
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mean well that is our list there Reuben
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we can also include honorable mentions
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Tom Holland the new spider-man okay he's
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an up-and-coming star Tom Ford this is a
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star but not an actor right so let's go
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over some tests there brother okay just
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to recap the list of people is quite a
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few here and you the audience see if you
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agree with our choice who is the worst
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actor named Tom Tom Hiddleston Tom Hardy
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Tom Hanks tom felton Tom Waits not
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really an actor though he's been a lot
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of movie slot shows yeah okay we'll keep
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going Tom Cruise Tom Berenger Tom Lee
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Jones
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Thomas Gibson Thomas Jane director
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writer Paul Thomas Anderson we kind of
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cheated cuz his middle name I just
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realized that you know we're gonna allow
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it he does go by tall Paul Thomas that's
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like his first name it's a - PT PT - Tom
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Skerritt
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I'm sure I'm saying his name right
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biggest Tom Skerritt is Stan
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all right Thomas Haden Church Tom Hooper
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we didn't talk about Tom Hooper oh
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forget look he's a director yeah mom
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Welling Tom Welling sorry I said it
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again Tom won't bat Tom Sizemore Tom
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Selleck alright boy this year pretty
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safe I do I feel bad I feel bad word
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pick what am what a great group of Tom's
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being named Tom kind of produces a good
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manly qualities I'm good now that sounds
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June you don't I mean but these are good
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male actors if they're on screen I'm not
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gonna run away saying why am i watch
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them I do have my worst pic and only
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because of be like if this person was on
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screen in a movie my saying that I can't
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wait to see him on screen more would be
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the least and that's Tom Waits
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oh okay Mike are you yeah he's more of a
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song singer but he's been in quite a few
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Phil if you go to his film role octave
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ities is real quick
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he has 43 credits to his name oh good
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for him so that's that's a good and he's
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actually got something in
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post-production right now is he's still
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an active actor though he sings and does
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well was a lot more regularly than he
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does act but enough that he has 43
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projects and if I'm happened to watch
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one of these shows that he's in I'm not
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excited or not really not excited he's
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in it but I've seen some of this stuff
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like I've seen I've seen mystery men
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I've seen Domino I've seen The Book of
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Eli just looking at really quickly here
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I first Seven Psychopaths is actually a
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lot of fun I haven't seen yet so he's in
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movies and again when he's in them the
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Fisher King yeah so these are all moves
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that I've seen but I'm not saying that I
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love that movie because he was in it I'm
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gonna screw with you on this brother
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okay I would rather see Tom Waits
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because because I'm not gonna know who
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he is
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hmm I might not think oh this I won't
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get confuse them with somebody else you
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dude I mean I'm listening
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so my pick is Tom Selleck oh wow
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mustache yeah I was thinking Tom Selleck
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I think he Megan P I he has to age
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probably 5 10 more years for me to speak
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to from the old man Selleck he's gotta
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not die as mustache go gray but my
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stache is naturally black what are you
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talking about oh please
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he's got the same dye box just for men
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the Saddam Hussein had you know I mean
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like anyways I like Tom Selleck but I'm
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still thinking Tom Selleck instead of
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the actor does that make sense yeah and
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I I like it and I agree I agree with
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your reasoning your reasoning is sound
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Buster hurt and I have to do a
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correction before we get tons of fan
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mail Reuben Tom Waits was not in
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Scrooged I thought it was the taxi
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driver trying to find who that taxi
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driver was it's hard to see these little
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pictures oh this guy think yeah David
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Johansen was a taxi driver and screw SH
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but you can see where I got confused
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hilarious okay well thank you for
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