The Worst of the Best Podcast

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welcome to the worst of the best podcast
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you wanted the best well they didn't
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freak him naked so here's what you get
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from Canada Ryan and Reuben
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I was that an intro to while room before
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introduce introduce the worst of the
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best podcast
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well Hawaii introduced because we're
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doing all both Scientologist today so do
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the introductions right yeah right all
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right well let's get down to this one
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so again Tom Cruise's ripple effects yes
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so we their smallest pebble that's right
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Tom Cruise really kind of a small
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influence on our show one of our better
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downloaded episodes it streaked to the
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top very quickly top gun to the top of
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our downloads didn't know what we did
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get some listeners we appreciate you
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guys anyway so we thought it was funny
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we thought would be fun to talk about
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the worst of the best celebrity
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Scientologists are are the
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Scientologists all the celebrities I I
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don't know why do you think they're just
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people okay like you and I who happened
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to be celebrities and Scientologists
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okay we want to make it clear that we
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are not ragging on the religion at all
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today please would want to be harassed
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we don't wanna know
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having read death threats your letter is
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going through our mail threatening our
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family and our livelihood know we record
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do any kind of any kind of slander on
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any religion that you know believes in
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an alien that started the whole process
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I don't want anyone to emote me their
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anger I don't want to go I just want to
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make things very clear I'm going clear
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here okay I think you're right I'm going
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clear on this is I want to be very clear
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that I'm actually to go clear on this
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next statement by saying I want no
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trouble I want no trouble with the
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Scientology Department however I think
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the reason why we can't use them is
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because the only church out there that
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has a celebrity center that's right so
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and this is this is what we're doing we
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believe in the freedom of religion
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Scientology is officially a religion
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whether people like it or not they are
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officially for a religion and people can
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go there and feel good about themselves
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and we all were doing today is saying
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there are celebrities who get special
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treatment because they're a celebrity
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who's their celebrity crazy because of
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that special treatment we want to tell
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you who is the worst of this best known
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celebrities now there's a
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a lot of celebrities that are
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Scientologists Rubin and I kind of went
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through the list of celebrities and we
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kind of picked the generic ones that our
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20 listeners may know off the top of
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their head because I don't know who
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princess joy Villa is that's right there
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might be somebody that does but truly
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princess she's the princess she's got to
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be ostracized in her kingdom Danny
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Masterson and Alanna Masterson died sure
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there were a couple it sounds familiar
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but if yeah if you have to think too
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much about yeah that's what I mean so
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Renaissance Susteren Richard Elfman
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another Greta Florence Justice is that
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the news lady yeah okay see you okay she
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looks like a be careful be careful
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no she look like a news person that's
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all I'm saying well she had a bunch of
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plastic surgery done for what Biggs of
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what she'll click before wasn't for
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aging it was for this what's happened to
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her genetics was a handsome woman who
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won out of the knife to try to make
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yourself well loved people find her
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unconventionally beautiful so Mario yes
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that's why she got sliced up no wait is
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she we should but she's always been a
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woman are we talking about her changing
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her like witty balconies are I should
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don't know now the way you're saying I
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know she's my mind I believe that she
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identifies with her cisgender was she
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born no it's just an der means that you
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identify with the gender that you're
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born ass what
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so she identifies of what she is that
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she was born ass
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I'm being a hundred Saturday what's the
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cult I know he says cisgender so what
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are we talking about for the record I am
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very liberal I have know about point I'm
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just confused okay I just don't know
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what you're saying
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like I like for example I was born I'm a
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man I I have all the man because you
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identify as a man yeah
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and I own I'm male I got up genetically
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I am a male but I also didn't if I as a
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as a man and they'll therefore you're
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cisgender but this isn't what does it
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mean so I am just what I am and that's
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what I am
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moving on like I don't know who love
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lists every besides I have to look into
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that
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okay okay so we these are the people we
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don't know yeah so I think the the
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people that we are going to go through
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here
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think everyone hears that okay just you
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know that is a virus Becky knows about
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those fires message from Lynn yeah okay
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so there's this pop-up he just heard it
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was a massage from Lynn
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it's his legit a virus I when I do this
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podcast I use free software free online
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software to convert the files from WAV
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files to mp3 files and vice versa and I
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went on one forget which episode it was
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but it was legitimately a file those
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have oh yeah it was YouTube video record
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and I did with some guys for different
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podcasts uh-huh and the youtubes worked
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and I was panicking because I was unable
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to rip the YouTube file the way I used
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to be able to do it so I was scouring
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all these other different untested sites
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to see if I could get the file ripped
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the way I've done in the past on the
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site that I've trusted for two years it
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doesn't give me I've done a scan on my
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computer and I saw every now and then I
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get a pop up the room and I saw about a
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scantily clad woman either saying hi how
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are you or offering to give me a massage
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okay
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that's the story behind that pop of good
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sorry it's a real since the truth oh
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it's embarrassing is the truth though so
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okay this isn't it gonna be a big
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episode but a lot of these names you get
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people do know we're gonna get the
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obvious ones out of the way first so
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we're gonna start with the big one Tom
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Cruise nothing I start with a Kirstie
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Alley you're right Tom Cruise's little
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bit smaller so everyone knows Tom Cruise
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easy yes I'm gonna tell you right now
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spoiler alert there's no way in heaven
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that tonk Rouge would ever be picked for
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worse for much of anything look he's a
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human being like the rest of us as far
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as his celebrity goes and everything he
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seems to do in his job as a celebrity I
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have very nothing like very well-liked
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yeah I don't have any complaints okay
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every movie though at some point during
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the movie
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I think Scientology does he do
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Scientology in his movies I don't care
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no I decided it's unfortunately in a
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weird way I know it said there's two
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things that I always know if stalker is
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in his movies
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my brother he runs rides a motorcycle
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and I'm not too sure of his hair is real
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I think it is or it's got a mixture I
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just not too sure and I don't fault them
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for that I think it is too but I'm not
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too sure it's just listen yeah interests
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it's enough that I'm not too sure if
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it's all real okay fair enough fair
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enough
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Erika Christensen Ruben you know who
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that is Jake
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no that's Katherine Bell Jake no
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Christian I don't know who that is
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I know just going to goober I believe
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she's blond I think she was in that show
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Parenthood I think with a dark Shepherd
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yeah I think I was his wife okay yeah so
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Erika Christensen was in a TV show on
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NBC called Parenthood based on the movie
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Parenthood if you google her at home
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you'll know you'll know already see her
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I like her good actress
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I like I love that show Parenthood love
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that show yeah oh yeah she's in traffic
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that's when I was introduced to her yeah
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that's right she's the daughter in
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traffic was it yeah that's right that's
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awesome
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okay Catherine Ballou like Ruben
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previously mentioned a very bucks me
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lovely woman who was in a few a few good
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men knows do me more the other books me
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uniformed officer the Katherine Bell was
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in jag for many years she's a
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Scientologist
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and Bruce Almighty that's right that's
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right she was a Bruce Almighty you're
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very beautiful woman I'm not gonna lie
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Beck Rubin Beck thoughts on Beck it
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reminds me of the interview we did with
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Chris blue the singer for presidents of
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United States of America Chris was at
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our player for Beck that's cool
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touring guitar player right yeah yeah
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cool connection okay we also speed of
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music we have music composer mark isham
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he's a lot of family of you google him
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again google mark isham old bull run
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down some of the films that he is
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composed quite a bit actually he has a
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hundred and sixty-eight credits to his
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name alone yeah so the counter assure
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the account if you see that count a
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great movie yeah so I have this joke
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when I go the movies I tried it every
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week but I have to sit beside somebody
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I'm a bigger guy and so I sit beside
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somebody and you know that they don't
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want to be sitting beside me but you
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have no choice because theaters packed I
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want to thanks I say to the person
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beside me no matter what I'm sorry I'm a
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better looking
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and it's a little laughs whatever I did
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or one guy was a big biker dude I'm like
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he might hit me and he just how we
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thought was hilarious great anyway so I
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say to this one guy I'm like hey it was
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her better-looking cousin oh no I think
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you're pretty good-looking took me a
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while to figure out he was gay probably
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took him a longer time to figure out
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that I wasn't gay it's okay so it took
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you a little while to know that he was
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gay and you're thinking that took him
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even longer to find out that you were
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offered me this popcorn we shared a
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popcorn look the stranger you know deal
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you know the popcorn trick right ah I've
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heard of it I've heard of it yes we
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shared a popcorn and then I say to the
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guy I said look I took accounting 101 so
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he get lost in the movie at any point
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just let me knock him Fillion and he
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goes he's last cuz well I'm okay I'm an
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accountant oh wow yeah we had a good
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time that afterwards your server starts
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talking to me and I'm like alright
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definitely go
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that's the accountants story for me
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what's funny I like that little side the
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question on the couch and I seen it
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before of course I loved it but why was
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he smashing his lake
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why was he hurt in his lake I don't
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remember okay I just healed like the
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movie want something I know it was a
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very disturbing scene that's like a
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blanket on his leg in the room and the
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music's going a strobe light oh I think
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let's just don't have the cup that's it
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they those are my understand skills in
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the autistic spectrum disorder they'll
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have something just the kind of gang con
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or whatever you know he was like
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pounding on his leg and I kept tree I
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kept closed my eyes so if I gonna break
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his shin or something who's autistic
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expert anyway Bernama my line of work I
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see I'll just add rain quite often
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that's one of the things that I have
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noticed I was a lay thing but just
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something that they might hit speaking
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of autistic we got John Travolta that's
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so Jojo actually speaking of wigs so
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John Travolta Scientologist his wife
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Kylie Preston beautiful woman mm-hmm
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my favorite Scientology movie of all
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time is Jerry Maguire ya know Seneca and
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Thomas that's a great name that's right
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we should do the worst of the best sign
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tells you look I'll tell you right now
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Battlefield Earth end of story
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Scientology movie ever so we're just had
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an episode within an episode
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we just that's right sure to supports
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the best episode ever
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so john travolta yeah everyone knows him
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nice guy like him he's quote-unquote
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married to kelly press you see that
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because he's been photographed kissing
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men around town is that correct or the
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massage men I'm speaking of massages oh
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yeah yeah yeah okay it wasn't an Asian
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woman that asked him either
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okay Giovani rips Reba busy and anything
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recently but I know he's actively doing
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something right now I can't remember
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what it is but he is still actively
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employed in Hollywood he was on
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previously our last week's episode he
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was in Saving Private Ryan my worst
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choice yeah he's from the island here
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room I believe he's from our Island he
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is not he's born in Los Angeles Oh Who
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am I thinking of there's nothing on his
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IMDB that shows he's from LA is he the
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one that was in friends yeah I think he
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wasn't friends he's from Canberra
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Courtney he might have been born in LA
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but he was raised and yeah I think he's
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from the island
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who's the guy who's his friends I know
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who I'm thinking of I don't have to get
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up it's yeah this is sniper dude Barry
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Pepper he's from camera all right Ruby
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do you ever watch Mad Men yes Elizabeth
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moss from Mad Men she played I love her
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she's great and she's in it of course
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everyone knows hand the hands can you
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say it The Handmaid's Tale Handmaid's
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Tale I've haven't seen it it's a
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critically acclaimed very popular series
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and she's the main actress in that so
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thus for a reference for our listeners
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so she is a scientist I didn't know that
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she was a Scientologist
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okay until this list but she was married
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to Fred Armisen who is not on this list
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everyone knows parade Armisen from SNL
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and eeeh
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so they were married they're married and
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now they're not you know well religious
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stuff if you're a different face it's
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tough to make it work let's be honest
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yeah
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but said the end of Dana's probably
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happened yeah problem but then again
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Fred Armisen has quite the reputation of
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being a womanizer no kind of aloof oh I
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think I think he's the community genius
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but you just don't know when he's on and
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off right sure that's fair who knows who
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knows
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we have Billy Sheehan who's he from his
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friend mr. big
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bass flavored mr. big play with Dave Lee
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Roth he's actually consider why the best
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the hair metal bases in the world but
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I'm sure he's amazing
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yes is this the not my but he's big
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enough that tres Pia I'm sure whatever
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listener she's big enough they named the
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band bathroom yeah mr. big they were
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like the chocolate bar great chocolate
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bar about the dearly departed Isaac
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Hayes is a fiasco for leaving South Park
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so he did again that's right I feel like
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nine twelve seasons a South Park where
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they made fun of every religion every
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gender every every everything
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nothing nothing a sacred yeah they made
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fun of themselves everything it was like
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everyone made fun of nobody wrote
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letters if they did they don't really
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care then they make fun of Scientology
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the famous Tom Cruise in the closet
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episode hilarious hilarious episode
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great up so Tom if you're listening
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look come on just do you Isaac quit the
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show because they made fun of
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Scientology's I can't take this anymore
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I'm done okay take a moral high ground
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after like 12 season they have so many
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lines that's right so what they did was
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they turn mr. chef his character into a
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like a murdering pedophile the creators
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you know I love it cuz they all the
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fight with the comedian well you don't
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pick a fight with Matt para tres tres is
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our tree parkour Matt stone yeah I think
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these guys if you had like what he call
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like some sort of like roast contest
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like throw insults at each other you're
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better off just laughing say hey that's
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that's good if you got me yeah you got
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me anyways rip uh Nancy Cartwright so we
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got another animated series she does the
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voice for Bart yes she does
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I remember finding out the girl did Bart
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yeah back in the day and years that was
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weird so was like finally Santa Claus
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wasn't real yeah yeah you know would be
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found out what a female does Bart's
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voice yeah then that's the list okay at
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laura Prepon she Eleanor yes you do we'd
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said before she's from the 70 show oh
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yeah yeah she's also in the oranges new
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black okay yeah so a lot of other stairs
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we'll know if she is from those shows
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all right so what's the alley bet
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Katherine Bell Nancy Cartwright Erika
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Christensen Thomas bath pour cruise the
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third Jenna Elfman Isaac Hayes mark
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isham
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Oh Julia louis-dreyfus Julie Lewis of
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course great actress yeah yeah vacation
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natural-born killer is a variety of
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stuff part-time musician Elisabeth Moss
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Laura pepper on Kelly Preston Giovanni
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Ribisi Billy Sheehan and John Travolta
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okay Reuben do you have your worst of
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the best celebrity to become Elfman at
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all
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Oh Jen Jen Elfman good actress oh yes I
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liked her in that Dharma great show
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she played Dharma yep she played diamond
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opposite the great yet I'm gonna be
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started we see revival that show with
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the way they're doing everything
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nowadays yeah no but I liked her she's
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attracted to I know so I'm not gonna
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comment on Katherine Bell Erika
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Christensen Marcus or enough Billy
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Sheehan Wow I really try to pick names I
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thought people would know I think a lot
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of these people and our people will know
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yeah I'm saying for me okay no enough
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okay I got my worst pick we even do even
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we talk about doing the Tahoe Kirstie
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Alley - I feel like we talked we said
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her name but we didn't get back word
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Kirstie Alley cheers cheers Cheers
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loved her and cheers I love watching her
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grow throughout the years as an actress
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Kirstie Alley brother is actually my
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worst pick of that Wow really yes and
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your reasons I loved her and cheers and
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then she just became annoying
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sure okay they're just acting you know
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you can be whatever you want
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I found her personality be annoying so
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when she was done acting and she was
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talking and being a spokesperson and all
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her stuff I found her to be annoying
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okay that's fair guys that I like it I
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like it but I'd love to hear and cheers
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I probably would watch her on something
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else yeah I wish all the best
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I watched her inflate and I liked her in
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that good okay I don't think I like her
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I like her actor sure mine's Isaac Hayes
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oh you know what uh because that really
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bothered me
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yeah
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first reality might be knowing but she's
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not hypocrite it is hypocritical I agree
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I agree with you rest in peace by the
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way it's just that he does nothing for
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me else in his music I don't want to
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self-park I did wash so far let's think
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I was a fan of sulfur I enjoyed it
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yeah I loved his character and for him
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to turn basically on the institution
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that made him faint more famous let's be
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honored her more money if I was a part
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of the show and I had a religious
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background that they made fun of I
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wouldn't leave it at that moment you got
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to know there he's fair game
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yeah that's all I'm saying like he goes
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oh I can make fun of races religions and
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everyone else but it wants to make fun
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of my sacred Scientology he turned his
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back yeah I know he's dead bro sir I'm
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sure he's a nice guy but the way he went
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out to was pretty even just yeah it was
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a bit of a show and so yeah I admit that
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kind of bugged me understandably so but
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I don't know him from Adam he's probably
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the nicest guy in the world but this is
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just on the celebrity that's what we're
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speaking to if any of us if any of his
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family's listening we're just speaking
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to his celebrity world that's it the
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celebrity part of his all right yeah I
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understand okay I don't disagree all
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right how much is your mind three in a
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row close no he doesn't have that wait
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for me yeah so Christy I'll carries more
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weight she does okay good
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half of our episodes that's always sure
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yeah or even half of an episode half
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minutes maybe just this one yeah sure
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there is a cloud and we're here to help
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you find it
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[Music]
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good job good episodes good at a lot of
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other topics man we're not going to run
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out I thought about doing a Bruce
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Springsteen one dedicate to her parents
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under the Seinfeld