The Worst Fast Food Chain? Top 10 Global Giants Ranked & Roasted!
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welcome to the worst of the best podcast
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you wanted the best well they didn't
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freaking make
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it so here's what you get from Canada
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Ryan and Ruben
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BRC
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okay I'm
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recording we live we're live rub hey
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welcome to the worst of the best podcast
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This truly is the worst of the very best
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of the best of our podcast what is what
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is the worst of the best part of our
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podcast the worst of the best yeah
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uh I think the worst is the fact that
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maybe we have potential but we're not
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reaching it yeah I think we that's great
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we actually have great potential we have
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probably the best potential out there to
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be somebody we got potential we have
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huge potential but we're really the
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worst at our own potential yes okay good
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so you and I are pretty much the worst
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of the best okay you know what's funny
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is I'm wearing the same t-shirt as um
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the last time you remember like when we
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get film from a camera you remember
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those times yes you get film you you
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take it into the shop you would wait a
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week or two to get your film back and
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then you'd be looking through the
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pictures and You' be wearing the exact
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same thing yeah we we have that
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problem as a dad and I like it now okay
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so today's topic is we're looking at the
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10 largest food chains in the world in
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the world yeah wow okay all we know it's
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uh
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some food I don't know chain from India
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these are the the top largest fast food
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chains in the world we're going to go
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over it and we're going to pick the very
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worst from the top the top 10 the worst
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one the worst one the top 10 well sure I
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mean if you need an honorable Metro rben
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throw it in there all right okay yeah
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okay this is easy for me but we'll get
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to that all right the number 10 uh
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biggest food chain restaurant fast food
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yes so we're going from the least to the
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greatest exactly okay number 10 like
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we're not rating it out of 10 yeah this
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is the money Mak this this came intense
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that's right this came in that's right
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absolutely we did not pick the top 10
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the public did by attending these food
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chains or didn't by not attending that's
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right for example I've never been to
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Papa John's I'll have to ask my wife
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Becky if I have been cuz I feel like
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there's so many pizza joints Papa John's
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Papa Murphy's Papa T is there even Papa
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John's in Canada that's what I don't
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know so I don't think I've been there
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either but I'm actually can I just say
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it right off the bat I'm surprised Papa
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John's made the top 10 worldwide food
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chain
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yeah is this a pizza joint is that the
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one that you got to cook your own pizza
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well I know our wanted here in Victoria
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oh we do have one Papa Murphy's oh Papa
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Murphy Papa Murphy I think it's John's
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cousin well yeah I guess so John Murphy
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yeah yeah so I'm surprised number 10 is
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Papa John's there is a Papa Murphy's on
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the island here yeah but we're doing
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Papa
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John's oh Papa John's no there's just
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none here okay so this is a probably US
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market there's Papa John's in Vancouver
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oh for the record those that are
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listening were in the west coast of
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Canada on an island called Vancouver
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Island not Vancouver City Vancouver
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Island there's no Papa Johns in the
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island okay but in Vancouver there is
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all right maybe if they want to stop
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being number 10 and kick up a notch come
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to the island all right so number 10
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Papa John's we we don't have an opinion
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on it because we've never eaten there
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yeah but they sells pizza I'm sure I get
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an idea yeah okay number nine I'm
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surprised number nine is as low as it is
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worldwide but still I if this was
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America all right well it would not be
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number I don't know so number nine is
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Dairy Queen I love Dairy Queen I love
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Dairy Queen what's your favorite menu at
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Dairy Queen Blizzard okay other than
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dessert Tre what's your favorite hot
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meal there uh curly fries okay my
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favorite
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is my my favorite at Dairy Queen is the
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the chicken basket the chicken tenders
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and Fries basket cuz it comes with that
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gravy and I love the and it comes with
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what I love about it comes with bread so
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You' got the chicken tenders you got the
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fries the chicken basket and it comes
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with two slices of white bread so
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everything's the same color it's
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beautiful a basket of beige it's a
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basket of carbs and it's just delicious
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and and the bread I dip that bread in
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that gravy I eat the bread it's just the
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whole thing that they uh Gary Queen is
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known for their cool treats more than
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their hot eats absolutely and I I I'm
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with you on the blizzard that's that's
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actually the M the Mr misy or the they
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call it now the uh uh I think they refer
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to as a float but it's not but it's it's
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the slush like a slurpie type liquid oh
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yeah and you put the ice cream in the
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middle I love it well that's like a Max
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yeah the corner store they can have
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those they stole that from Dairy Queen
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all right number nine obviously we love
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that's probably no Brer number eight
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another pretty much American type food
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chain yeah I used to live in the states
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I I lived across the street of a Dunkin
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Donuts okay and at 9:00 at night they
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would put their day olds out back and
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they were just available for raccoons
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and for uh
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me I DED on those donuts I gained so
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much weight oh good so you actually
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gained weight by eating Donuts room as a
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diet I know it's weird because like
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there really wasn't a lot there but just
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empty carbs and sugar huh douk and
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donuts I don't think I've ever had I
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think I've had once and it was brought
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over State Side to Canada with somebody
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so maybe they were daed by the time
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they're in the box and I was really
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excited actually you know what I don't
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think I've ever had Dunkin Donuts I
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think of Crispy Cream yeah yeah I don't
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think I've ever had dunk you can't sell
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something a day after it was made then
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there's no point traveling with it so I
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I can't say that I've had Dunkin Donuts
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I'm out of the loop on that one too okay
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then don't say it I won't all right
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number seven moving forward another
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Pizza one room Pizza do you know that
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pizza used to not be popular until like
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the ' 70s it wasn't popular really
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before the 70s yeah yeah I read I read a
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book on the founder of Boston Pizza I
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think in the States this called
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something a little different okay but he
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didn't even know what pizza was pizza
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pizza he was a he's a cop station
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somewhere in Canada he's like what's
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this pizza thing isn't that weird that
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is kind of weird I I just figured
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pizza's always been around has not
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brother so Domino's number seven
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Domino's Pizza I haven't ate there in a
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long time yeah I know I've had dominoes
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uh boy I I can who who like anybody that
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lives anywhere is going to have a nice
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local pizza jointed why would he pick
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this factory made gar
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I wouldn't I don't want to give away my
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picks but uh Domino's Pizza I'm not
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excited about that and I'm surprised
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it's number seven it's uh I guess it's
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that popular pizza just yeah doesn't get
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me that excited get it's kind a weird
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name dominal like you're naming it after
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a game yeah well I guess you could put
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the pizza boxes up after you've eaten a
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few and play a little game with oh okay
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that's I have no idea why they would but
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they are referes the pizza delivery
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experts like there's a way to not
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expertly deliver pizza
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there's only one there's only really one
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way to deliver I I used to deliver I
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delivered Pizza as well that's something
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we both have in common so Ruben you and
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I are both delivery pizza are we experts
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I mean is there a way not to be there's
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only really two ways to deliver either
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get it to the house or not uhhuh I don't
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I don't think there's an expert way to I
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think if you're in the food industry you
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should be known for the quality of your
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food I and not a teenager driving it to
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your door did anyone ever get a pizza
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from Domino's delivered and the guy
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comes door I said oh my goodness the way
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you delivered that was expertly done you
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know all I got a little nervous one of
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my most regular customers owns The
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Dominoes so I really doubt he knows that
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I have this podcast if he does bless his
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heart he has more money than I have oh
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yeah he definitely so but hey we're not
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knocking yet we're just saying what
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makes you an expert at delivering pizzas
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please I ask him yes okay thank you R
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number six Burger King do you remember
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the first time having Burger King cuz it
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didn't come on the island and until 1995
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I don't remember the first time to be
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honest with you oh I don't remember the
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first time yeah what what was your
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memory of our first time eating Burger
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King well it actually when I lived in
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Vancouver I worked at this movie theater
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and the manager of movie theater would
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trade movie tickets with a manager
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Burger King for Burger tickets to
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intensify his employees so I'd get all
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these Burger King freebies okay and I
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loved it I have to who her take a bite
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i' suck the mail and catch up on myou
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mouth it was so good okay well
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was the scripture was
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gross okay well my you know Burger King
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did not endorse me to they didn't pay me
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to uh we should make it clear that none
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of these franchises has sponsored our
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podcast I don't think Domino's will no I
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don't think so far I think Domino's is
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out of the uh out of the running Burger
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King though might still be the running
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CU I will say they're BK Big Fish yeah
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it's my favorite meal Burger King Fish
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the BK Big Fish I love how it's the big
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fish cuz this is a king we're not
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fooling around this this is no filo fish
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this is the big
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fish yeah I love the BK big fish so good
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good good good i' I've never had their
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uh behave fish I don't think now I'm a
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little bit upset about this one number
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five that this was even considered part
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of the food chain but I guess it is they
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sell so much food I guess they do there
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was a point when CD sales were so high
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from Starbucks that they were kind of
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wondering if it's a bit of a music store
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too Starbucks coffee number five Seattle
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base just just south of where we live
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rman it was the first Starbucks ever
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built M I've been to the first Starbucks
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I have too yeah I have too and there's
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always a big lineup there because it's
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the first it's the first that's right
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you think there's a big lineup with the
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first uh
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dominoes there's not a big lineup at the
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first domos because they're experts at
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delivering it they don't need to lineup
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all right moving on to we talk any more
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like well what do you want to talk about
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Starbucks well we we're halfway through
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the list and halfway through the episode
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we're doing good we're doing really good
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for time I was the say that we weren't
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okay yeah more order hey go on go on I I
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don't know I like their Frappuccinos I
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never order food from them this made
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like like do you order food for them
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have you ever ordered a food item that's
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what I mean we got to talk about that
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what's been your experience banana bread
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I've had uh Becky likes to have their
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sandwiches I think I've had a sandwich I
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think I've had a hash brown ofs They
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have breakfast
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sandwiches you never go if a restaurant
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is famous for
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coffee why why would we get Sandwich
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breakfast well no breakfast sandwich
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they're famous for breakfast I think
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they I don't know if they're famous for
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breakfast but they serve breakfast
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sandwiches I don't know I don't I don't
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know where the there's got to be Fame
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somewhere because they're number Queen
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is famous for uh yes iceam they're
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they're the queen she's the queen of
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dairy and she's the queen of dessert
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Starbucks is a her milkshakes so let's
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check this out Starbucks has been uh oh
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they also use a 93 million gallons of
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milk per year for the
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service 93 million million gallons that
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I a million is a lot 93 of that is a lot
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and it's
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gallons 2.3 billion paper cups per year
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just thrown away it's crazy so 10 years
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there's 20 billion cups if I was the
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owner of Starbucks I could live with
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that environmental impact yeah I be like
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yeah I I can live with that all right
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Pizza
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Hut our third
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pizza pizza number three now in the top
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10 number imagine if Papa Murphy's IND
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dominal and Pizza Hut got together
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they'd be unstoppable they'd be
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unstoppable Pizza Hut what would you
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call it po uh uh John's Pizza hot Domino
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I don't know how would you combine that
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or Papa's Hut yeah Papa's Hut I like it
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I like it you're welcome all right so
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Pizza Hut is number four it's it really
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I just I don't know who goes to the food
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court go I got to have pizza slice of
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pizza I want cheap bread with a thin
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layer of tomato sauce gross and some uh
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imitation cheese on top of it and I like
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pizza but I love pizza but anything made
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in the
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Hut I'm just not made I'm not you know I
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don't why is why is it a hut though is
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the pizza is the Hut made out of pizza
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did they make the first pizza in the Hut
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Italians famous with Huts yeah this is
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like a has like kind of a
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tropical like this is something tribal
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tropical like jungle like
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no offense to those who live in Huts
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those who listen to our podcast if you
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live in Hut there's no offense by this
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but I would imagine the the average Hut
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dweller does does not make
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pizzas hey what do you got going on in
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your Hut there uh I'm speaking to myself
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with a slice of pie oh apple pie no no
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little bit of cheddar mozzarella ham
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Pizza Pizza yeah so anyways number
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number four they use 300 million lbs of
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of cheese from 360 million gallons of
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milk
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so we got about 500 million gallons of
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milk just between Starbucks and Pizza
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Hut these are just two restaurants it's
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crazy this this doesn't even include the
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350 mental impact go get them cows keep
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that it's weird there's that many cows
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but not a lot of cowboys you think
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there'd be more Cowboys all right number
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three rube Subway eat fresh
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okay Jared F jar we can't really talk
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about subway without talk about Jared K
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how all Jared doing there how much
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weight did that guy
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lose okay we gotta be very careful okay
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so well their spokesman is in
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jail yeah there's still number three I
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remember when Jared Fogle got arrested
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for his inappropriate and disgusting
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Behavior Uh and illegal behavior and
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rightfully so he's in jail that said uh
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I remember people I will never eat
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Subway again well they're number three
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yeah maybe theyed to be number one maybe
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they were number one but whatever hit
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Jared or people that were anti- Jared
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they didn't last long yeah anything you
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want to say about submarine sandwiches
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Subway itself yeah we'll talk anything
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you want to add your experiences with it
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do you like it do you eat there often uh
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actually I don't okay I used to but when
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I found out that most of the chicken was
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made out of soy I was like oh but they
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came back and said that was a lie was it
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yeah yeah all right so number two KFC
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Kentucky Fried Chicken out of everything
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that's been on this list so far to me
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it's surprising that they're on the list
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really let oh let alone number two two
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does seem high I will say that two this
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is worldwide this is worldwide like in
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Japan you know what they do in
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Japan Christmas Christmas or Christmas
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Eve is the biggest day for KFC wow in
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Japan yes okay my understanding is
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because it's a traditionally
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non-Christian country so when Christmas
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was introduced they didn't have any
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turkeys and so people would have like a
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KFC something there and so it became
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like a tradition of getting your bird on
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Christmas oh wow interesting number two
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I will say about KFC Ruben when I was a
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kid the KFC was The Golden Child of fast
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restaurants to get that L it when that
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that odd time and
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that we don't do this very often that
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all time that my parents came home with
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a bucket or is it a picnic or family
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reunion or whatever somebody had this
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bucket of KFC I would peel that skin off
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that chicken I could go through a bucket
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of KFC and just pull that 11 herbs and
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spice the skin off each piece of chicken
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just eat that like like chips out of a
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chip bag I love yeah so obviously not my
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worst pick I still like KFC today it's
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not the same as it used to be the
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quality has degraded over the years or
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or maybe I just my taste buds have
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matured over the years but I maturity
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mat matur matured okay the last time we
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bought KFC uh when I was at your uh
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place of work the other day about
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two but that was the last time uh but I
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don't do very probably once a year twice
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a year I can get a KFC in me
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I all right number one do we have to say
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what number one is the only one I want
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to guess what number one is we got two
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minutes room just two minute warning
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number one McDonald's McDonald's Ares
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golden arches the heaven of all fast
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food I love McDonald's I'm sorry I love
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the Big Mac I get the Big Mac all the
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time I love their fries I love the
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chicken sauce through the drive-thru the
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other day we get a milkshake yeah I mean
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that's weird it's in a clear container
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drove away and they're usually a thick
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shake so right it was the The Coffee
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iced coffee or whatever was like I'm
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like this is
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disgusting and I was like I got the
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wrong thing so I went back and I got my
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shake you going they give it to you yeah
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no questions no questions asked no
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questions asked they're pretty good
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about the customer Serv kind of thing
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you know I just recommend to always
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check your bag going through the
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drivethru to make sure they give you the
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right thing the right amount of stuff
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but McDonald's you know I got I say they
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never really let me down it's the great
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comfort food of the world so r with a
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minute and a half to go out of your top
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10 which one is the worst which one
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would you be happy if it fell off the
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face of the Earth that you could ever go
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to again Domino you know what I'm going
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to pick and this might surprise you or
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surprise a lot of people Subway every
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time somebody suggests Subway I always I
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always say no I never say yes I would
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probably yes over Pizza up because I can
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probably get something else to Pizza cuz
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Subway is like literally it's all they
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serve you is the sandwich and there's
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nothing really else to get from there so
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even if somebody let go to Pizza there's
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probably just something else I could get
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on the item right they got Buffet
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sometimes the the restaurants that's
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right so Subway for me if it fell off
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the face of the Earth for fast food I
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will never go again unless I'm forced
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you'll never go again to Subway all
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right well yes that's what we're talking
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about yes well I just like I just like I
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said one a group of people let get
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something I Becky my wife heart she
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always suggest it cuzz it's the
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appearance of healthy but it's not it's
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just doughy bread and lots of cold cut
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and Mayo but anyways I just I can make
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better S so those are the worst of the
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restaurants but the number the best or
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the best selling restaurant fast food is
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McDonald's McDonald's is number so what
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is the worst item with half a minute ago
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the worst item of McDonald's yes
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anything to do with their salads I never
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order their salads a mid chicken wrap
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all right well that's a
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rap hey remember in front of every
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Silver Lining ribbon there is a cloud I
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people
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cheers
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see it's fun it was fun to wrap it
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up save as episode 5 and let's just do
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so how do you do you not want to talk
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